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Today, I learnt that if you accidentally sit on a hamster, instead of dying, it bites your testicles. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11085) - you deserved it (41249)

On 03/01/2010 at 4:13am - animals - by ItHurtsLIkeHell (man) - Malaysia (Pulau Pinang)



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