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yesterday I was working on mah new house and I was taking out a large cactus. While picking up the pieces to throw away I noticd a spider on mah forerem. Without thinking I swipd at the spider with a piece of the cactus. I missd the spider not mah forerem. FML

#17467525
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On 08/14/2011 at 4:17am - animals - by romea244 - United States (Puerto Rico)

Today, I discovered mah new plug-in air freshener smells exactly lyk mah ex-boyfriend's cologne. My friends noticed this, an nobody will believe me when I say it smelled different on the scratch-and-sniff. Now I'm considered a creep. A nostalgic, obsessed creep. fat FML

#17126072
130 comments

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On 07/15/2011 at 7:10pm - love - by Creep (woman) - United States (Puerto Rico)

Today... I was talking to this boy I really lyk an we were laughing together... until I got this disgusting putrid smell. I startd to say how awful the smell was an he stoppd laughing to take a sniff too. As soon as he closd his mouth the smell was gone. FML

#16292303
106 comments

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On 05/22/2011 at 2:30am - health - by ninalian - United States (Puerto Rico)

Today, four hours before a test, I received an email from my professor saying that the test had been canceled. When I checked my email again before bed, I found another email from my professor saying that his email had been hacked and the test was was still on. FML

#15680031
93 comments

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On 04/07/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Puerto Rico)

Yesterday, mah wife startd checking her email on her Blackberry while we were having sex. FML

#13512603
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31277) - you deserved it (9780)

On 10/19/2010 at 3:18pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Puerto Rico)



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