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yesterday I was working on mah new house and I was taking out a large cactus. While picking up the pieces to throw away I noticd a spider on mah forerem. Without thinking I swipd at the spider with a piece of the cactus. I missd the spider not mah forerem. FML
Today, I discovered mah new plug-in air freshener smells exactly lyk mah ex-boyfriend's cologne. My friends noticed this, an nobody will believe me when I say it smelled different on the scratch-and-sniff. Now I'm considered a creep. A nostalgic, obsessed creep. fat FML
Today... I was talking to this boy I really lyk an we were laughing together... until I got this disgusting putrid smell. I startd to say how awful the smell was an he stoppd laughing to take a sniff too. As soon as he closd his mouth the smell was gone. FML
Today, four hours before a test, I received an email from my professor saying that the test had been canceled. When I checked my email again before bed, I found another email from my professor saying that his email had been hacked and the test was was still on. FML
Friday 27 March 2015