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FMLs submitted from Puerto Rico

Today, I was working on my new house and I was taking out a large cactus. While picking up the pieces to throw away, I noticed a spider on my forearm. Without thinking, I swiped at the spider with a piece of the cactus. I missed the spider, not my forearm. FML

#17467525 (76)

I agree, your life sucks (9060) - you deserved it (14227)

On 08/14/2011 at 4:17am - animals - by romea244 - United States (Puerto Rico)

Today, I discovered my new plug-in air freshener smells exactly like my ex-boyfriend's cologne. My friends noticed this, and nobody will believe me when I say it smelled different on the scratch-and-sniff. Now I'm considered a creep. A nostalgic, obsessed creep. FML

#17126072 (134)

I agree, your life sucks (20157) - you deserved it (4030)

On 07/15/2011 at 7:10pm - love - by Creep (woman) - United States (Puerto Rico)

Today, I was talking to this boy I really like and we were laughing together, until I got this disgusting putrid smell. I started to say how awful the smell was and he stopped laughing to take a sniff too. As soon as he closed his mouth the smell was gone. FML

#16292303 (135)

I agree, your life sucks (33760) - you deserved it (2888)

On 05/22/2011 at 2:30am - health - by ninalian - United States (Puerto Rico)

Today, four hours before a test, I received an email from my professor saying that the test had been canceled. When I checked my email again before bed, I found another email from my professor saying that his email had been hacked and the test was was still on. FML

#15680031 (111)

I agree, your life sucks (29913) - you deserved it (2378)

On 04/07/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Puerto Rico)

Today, my wife started checking her email on her Blackberry while we were having sex. FML

#13512603 (144)

I agree, your life sucks (22973) - you deserved it (7187)

On 10/19/2010 at 3:18pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Puerto Rico)



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