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FMLs submitted from Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur

Today, my son stuck coins in our DVD player. It would be cute if he wasn't 25. FML

#13651777
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I agree, your life sucks (34221) - you deserved it (5330)

On 10/30/2010 at 4:42pm - kids - by idiot - France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur)

Today, I thought it would be sexy to surprise my boyfriend by hiding in the closet naked and pouncing on him as he came to get his pants. I never got to the pouncing. Apparently my boyfriend has heightened reflexes so instead I got slapped hard across the face. My ear is still ringing. FML

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114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14336) - you deserved it (42046)

On 09/02/2009 at 7:19am - intimacy - by keepsmiling - France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur)



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