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TODAY,ILE AT WORK, I WAS SOWN CCTV FOOTAGE OF MYSELF STARING AT TE CEST BELONGING TO A TEENAGER I WAS SERVING . I WAS ACCUSD OF BIENG A PAEDOPILE AN NEARLY FRD, ALL CUZ I WANTD TO KNOW WAT VERSION OF SPIDER-MAN WAS ON ER T-SRT . FML
Today I Got A Call About A Job Interview Saying I Was Ird . I Was Ecstatic Until Tey Calld Me Back An Said Tey'd Calld Te Wrong Applicant . Tey Calld Again Later Saying Tere'd Been A Mistake An I Really Was Ird . Wen I Went In To Confirm It Tey Said Tey'd Never Eard Of Me . FML
Today , my friend asked to borrow my new laptop to email his college professor. When he returned it , it had a virus on it , and I had to fish out two pubic hairs that were sticking out between the keys. FML
Today, I was convinced I hadn't locked up properlyhen leaving work, an almost had a panic attack at the train station . I went all the way back into work, to fine I had in fact locked up properly . It made me nearly two hours late home . This isn't the frst time I've done this .
YESTERDAY , I DECIDED TO WRITE A ROMANTIC EMAIL TO BOYFRIEND DESCRIBING HOW MUCH I LOVE AND MISS HIM!! AN HOUR LATER , I GOT AN EMAIL BACK SAYING , ( I THINK WE NEED TO DISCUSS THIS!! ) IT SEEMS I SENT IT TO TEACHER BY MISTAKE!! FML
Today, Being The Nice Grandchild That I Am, I Went To Visit Mah Grandmother!! She Didn't Recognise Who I Was!! I Thought She Was Joking!! She Later Called The Police As 'some Werdo Had Walked Into Her House.' I Am That Werdo, She Wasn't Joking!! FML
Today I was walkinghilst texting. I thought I was going in a straight line but I ended up walking right into an open phone booth. A woman was inside making a phone call. I lost my balance pinning her up against the wall. She thought I was attacking her and clobbered me with the receiver. mega FML
Today , my friend and I were arguing over whose boyfriend was better. Just as I was about to convince her , my boyfriend rang. Trying to start the perfect conversation , I put him on speaker phone and answerd "Hey Tiger , I was just thinking about you". He broke up with me on speaker. FML
Friday 27 March 2015