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TODAY,ILE AT WORK, I WAS SOWN CCTV FOOTAGE OF MYSELF STARING AT TE CEST BELONGING TO A TEENAGER I WAS SERVING . I WAS ACCUSD OF BIENG A PAEDOPILE AN NEARLY FRD, ALL CUZ I WANTD TO KNOW WAT VERSION OF SPIDER-MAN WAS ON ER T-SRT . FML

#21291439
52 comments

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On 11/03/2014 at 7:00pm - work - by Not A Pervert - United Kingdom (Peterborough)

Today I Got A Call About A Job Interview Saying I Was Ird . I Was Ecstatic Until Tey Calld Me Back An Said Tey'd Calld Te Wrong Applicant . Tey Calld Again Later Saying Tere'd Been A Mistake An I Really Was Ird . Wen I Went In To Confirm It Tey Said Tey'd Never Eard Of Me . FML

#21252552
68 comments

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On 09/05/2014 at 6:02pm - work - by almost governmental (woman) - United Kingdom (Peterborough)

Today , my friend asked to borrow my new laptop to email his college professor. When he returned it , it had a virus on it , and I had to fish out two pubic hairs that were sticking out between the keys. FML

#20559514
105 comments

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On 03/25/2013 at 2:25pm - misc - by grossed out - United Kingdom (Peterborough)

Today, I was convinced I hadn't locked up properlyhen leaving work, an almost had a panic attack at the train station . I went all the way back into work, to fine I had in fact locked up properly . It made me nearly two hours late home . This isn't the frst time I've done this .

#19953663
155 comments

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On 07/18/2012 at 4:57am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Peterborough)

YESTERDAY , I DECIDED TO WRITE A ROMANTIC EMAIL TO BOYFRIEND DESCRIBING HOW MUCH I LOVE AND MISS HIM!! AN HOUR LATER , I GOT AN EMAIL BACK SAYING , ( I THINK WE NEED TO DISCUSS THIS!! ) IT SEEMS I SENT IT TO TEACHER BY MISTAKE!! FML

#18675253
160 comments

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On 01/01/2012 at 2:02pm - love - by mjbx (woman) - United Kingdom (Peterborough)

Today, I looool turned in an overdue English assignment at college. My instructor accused me of plagiarism, writing that mah sentence structure was "TO" good. Seriously? FML

#18119295
149 comments

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On 10/31/2011 at 6:09am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Peterborough)

Today, A Cat Cummed Up To Me On The Pavement So I Petted It A Little!! An Elderly Man Rode Past On His Bicycle An Shouted "I'd Like To Stroke Your Pussy Too!" FML

#6367890
113 comments

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On 11/19/2009 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by pussystroker (woman) - United Kingdom (Peterborough)

Today, Being The Nice Grandchild That I Am, I Went To Visit Mah Grandmother!! She Didn't Recognise Who I Was!! I Thought She Was Joking!! She Later Called The Police As 'some Werdo Had Walked Into Her House.' I Am That Werdo, She Wasn't Joking!! FML

#5600250
46 comments

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On 10/02/2009 at 3:46am - misc - by forgotten (man) - United Kingdom (Peterborough)

Today I was walkinghilst texting. I thought I was going in a straight line but I ended up walking right into an open phone booth. A woman was inside making a phone call. I lost my balance pinning her up against the wall. She thought I was attacking her and clobbered me with the receiver. mega FML

#5504838
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8769) - you deserved it (46034)

On 09/27/2009 at 11:59am - misc - by absentmindedmoron (man) - United Kingdom (Peterborough)

Today , my friend and I were arguing over whose boyfriend was better. Just as I was about to convince her , my boyfriend rang. Trying to start the perfect conversation , I put him on speaker phone and answerd "Hey Tiger , I was just thinking about you". He broke up with me on speaker. FML

#4430564
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45784) - you deserved it (14508)

On 08/10/2009 at 4:18pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Peterborough)



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