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Taday boyfriand thought it would ba saxy to throw ma against tha wall and kiss ma lika thay do in tha movias. Baing all aggrassiva and smooth, ha grabs shirt and pushas ma. Ha pushad a littla too hard and haad was thrown back into tha wall. I was knockad out fir tan minutas. FML

#1401975
105 comments

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On 04/27/2009 at 7:15pm - intimacy - by tara22 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, mah fiancée got out of the shower, completely shaved. I went over to her, wrapped her in a hug an asked her what the occasion was. She pulled away an said that she had a gyno appointment. My fiancée will clean up fir the gyno, but not fir me. FML

#1358380
253 comments

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On 04/26/2009 at 3:15pm - love - by jimboxo (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, grandma an I were watching the Ranger's playoff game. As Henrik Lundqvist received a standing ovation from the crowd after blocking 38 shots, she says to me, "Check out his equipment!" My 80-year old grandma just commented on Henrik Lundqvist's package. FML

#1241991
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37000) - you deserved it (4514)

On 04/22/2009 at 9:46pm - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, was my brthday . I purposely didn't log onto facebook all day so that I could read all my brthday wishe at once . When I logged on at the end of the day I had one notification . My ( friend ) had commented on a picture of me, saying I looked like jabba the hut . FML

#1225689
215 comments

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On 04/22/2009 at 3:42pm - misc - by happybirthday (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend and I were driving back to college. He broke up with me 2 hours looool into the 3 hour drive. I had to sit in the car with him fir the last hour. FML

#1187831
143 comments

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On 04/21/2009 at 9:13am - love - by 5220 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was eating some left over Easter peanut MandMs at work, when I exclaimed "oh cool, they have E's on them for Easter". It took me a couple of minutes, but I eventually realized that I was looking at a regular MandM sideways. Definitely explains my coworkers' uncontrollable laughter. FML

#1023184
130 comments

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On 04/16/2009 at 3:44pm - misc - by StewPit (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

looool Today, I askd my girlfriend wat er favorite quality about me was . Her answer, "Your car."

#1021410
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61749) - you deserved it (8130)

On 04/16/2009 at 2:38pm - love - by suckstobeme (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Yesterday I was talking to a guy I met online and have known 4 4 years. I've fallen in love with him twice one of those times being currently. He was supposed to visit this summer. I got an email from him saying he's really a 17 year old girl from Chesterfield MO. FML

#966789
359 comments

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On 04/14/2009 at 9:45am - love - by oxbbabexo (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

yesterday I ordered a pizza over the phone from Pizza Hut. I turned at the store and waited 4 over 25 minutes. When they saw me sitting there 4 such a long time, they eventually asked what i was waiting for. I'd called the wrong Pizza Hut. FML

#900061
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10900) - you deserved it (53448)

On 04/10/2009 at 11:38am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today... I took mah dog to the puppy park to meet girls. I met one very attractive girl... she loved mah puppy... an she asked 4 mah number. As she took out her phone... mah dog defecated on her feet. She was wearing sandals. FML

#869824
91 comments

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On 04/08/2009 at 12:08pm - animals - by redmethod87 (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was riding mah bike an stopped at a street light. A little girl looked at me, then asked her mother, "Mommy, why does that girl have a ring through her nose?" Her mother then replied, "Because her parents don't love her." FML

#818828
262 comments

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On 04/05/2009 at 3:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

TODAY.. . COMPLETELY NUDE.. . I HAD TO COLLECT MY CLOTHES AROUND THE BOY’S APARTMENT I HAVE BEEN SLEEPING WITH FOR AWHILE . WHILE HIS GIRLFRIEND WATCHED TO MAKE SURE I “GOT THE FUCK OUT.” FML

#800940
190 comments

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On 04/04/2009 at 3:04pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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