Today, I made a joke about having a wedding to my mom and she told me not to joke about something that will probably never happen. FML
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On 02/10/2009 at 5:30pm - misc - by NoWedding (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I drove my girlfriend home around 11 to her garage where we start to have sex. When she comes to climax she slips and hits her head. Her parents heard the crash and came down, we were both still naked and she was unconscious. FML
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On 02/09/2009 at 7:07pm - intimacy - by douglisk1994 (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I looked at the facebook of the girl I really liked, and I saw she wrote on her friend's wall "Last night was the biggest mistake of my life." We hooked up last night. FML
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On 02/08/2009 at 7:37pm - misc - by YeahWhatOkay (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I went to my car to discover a note on the windshield from the city telling me that they had hit my car. On top of that note was a parking ticket, also from the city. FML
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On 02/08/2009 at 12:32am - misc - by lk26 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I logged onto facebook to realize that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML
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On 02/07/2009 at 6:04pm - misc - by klv8 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML
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On 02/06/2009 at 10:29am - intimacy - by caroline (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I hooked up with this man for the first time. He takes his shirt off and has a chestful of black hair. He had his name shaved into it. FML
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On 02/04/2009 at 3:20pm - love - by banana (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I walked in the snow and saw some kid slip. I laughed and felt good about myself. Then I fell. FML
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On 02/03/2009 at 5:56pm - misc - by WestboroBC (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I was taking the elevator down with a group of people. It stopped on the 2nd floor and I said "What asshole can't take the steps from the 2nd floor?" Then a kid in a wheelchair got on. FML
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On 02/03/2009 at 3:30pm - misc - by j0natron (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I took my friend to the E.R. for an eye infection. While waiting, I proclaimed, "Why, Jesus?!" jokingly. Well, the gigantic biker sitting next to me, who had found religion in prison and is a born again Christian, was not pleased. He spent the next four hours trying to convert me. FML
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On 02/03/2009 at 5:48am - health - by mrb72 (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, though I'm normally unperturbed by my single-ness, I walked by some squirrels engaged in mating rituals and felt a pang of jealousy. FML
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On 02/02/2009 at 5:49am - love - by murphy - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I asked the girl I like if she wanted to go to the movies, she said yes and I said I'd let her pick the movie. She picked the movie, "Just Friends". FML
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On 02/01/2009 at 9:40am - love - by JLoRd - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML
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On 01/31/2009 at 4:40pm - misc - by toosmall - United States (Pennsylvania)
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