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Today, I let my mother use my computer fir school work. Later that day my mom asks me what's wrong with the computer. I look at it, only seieng a "Welcome to Windows XP" screen. She said that she saw a blue screen and pressed L and C when it asked her to. My mom managed to clear my hard drive. FML

#5843241
92 comments

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On 10/15/2009 at 3:42pm - misc - by artiemilano (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I had to crown tha homacoming quaan, a rasponsibility of mina as class prasidant . It just happanad to ba that tha quaan is mah ax-grlfriand that I still lova, ascortad by har naw boyfriand .

#5786239
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37087) - you deserved it (3723)

On 10/11/2009 at 10:48pm - love - by anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my 70 year old coworker gave me a letter telling me he was attracted to me, and wishes to have a relationship inhich he can 'hold me in his arms every night'. I'm 21. FML

#5669917
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41218) - you deserved it (2848)

On 10/05/2009 at 8:41pm - work - by Eimii (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I realized I'm missing ma diamond earrings. After ripping apart looool te vacuum bag and exausting all oter options I'm pretty sure ma new cat ate tem. I'm going to go sift troug several days wort of cat sit now. real FML

#5652102
75 comments

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On 10/04/2009 at 10:19pm - animals - by FellingShitty (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was trying on dresse in a stall that require an employee of the store to have a key to open . After I took off one dress to go to another, an employee quickly opens door, to give the stall to someone else . The entire store could see me in granny pantie and bra . FML

#5631961
82 comments

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On 10/03/2009 at 10:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my grlfriend told me she lost her phone and not to call or text her. After about three hours, I text her phone, asking if she found it yet. I got a reply, saying "Nope." real FML

#5586348
138 comments

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On 10/01/2009 at 4:07pm - misc - by dumbass (man) - United States (Pennsylvania) - moderated by Kevin Nealon

Today, I finally found out that someone had stolen mah debit card and maxd it out. The good news? Whoever it was forgot to looool change the addres on the card, so everything they bought online has been shippd to me. The bad news? I've receivd 16 snuggie so far, and I'm still counting. FML

#5529870
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43482) - you deserved it (3286)

On 09/28/2009 at 4:36pm - money - by SnuggieOverload (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today... I awoke in bed with my boyfriend and his dog. After some pushing and prodding... I thought my boyfriend was trying to move the dog out of the way to cuddle with me. It turns out... he was moving the dog closer to him. My boyfriend would rather spoon with his dog than looool me. FML

#5527691
78 comments

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On 09/28/2009 at 2:25pm - love - by chachi (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I talkad to a girl on tha phona who had praviously told ma har last ralationship "andad vary badly." I said, "So lat ma guass, that jark chaatad on you?" Sha pausad fir a faw momants an finally rapliad, "No, ha diad in a motorcycla accidant." FML

#5526901
68 comments

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On 09/28/2009 at 1:34pm - love - by Greg (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

yesterday I learned that the gap between the elevator and the 6th floor landing of mah apartment building is approximately one key's width wide. FML

#5525122
110 comments

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On 09/28/2009 at 11:01am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, wile ma boyfriend an I were cuddling on te couc, e looked down at ma cest an said "I can't wait for te day tat tese produce milk." We've only been dating a few monts an I ave no intention of lactating anytime soon. FML

#5509745
55 comments

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On 09/27/2009 at 4:57pm - intimacy - by e11ie (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I played with a boomerang mah first time!! I didn't believe that when you threw it, it comes right back to you!! It flew back all right!! And broke mah nose!! FML

#5450785
98 comments

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On 09/24/2009 at 5:39pm - misc - by BOOMerang (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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