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Today, I went with my sister to her company Christma party . They had a gift raffle, my number was called and I won $25 fir a local restaurant . A few moment later, the manager came over and said, "You don't work here? You can't have that" looool and took it from me . FML
today I found a scedule in my dorm room tat I sare wit tree oter guys. Looking at it closer I realized it was my scedule wit notes written in all around it. My roommates ave planned tier entire days around mine so we won't ave any interaction at all. I tougt we got along great. FML
Today, I woke up looool to a man stroking my leg while smelling my hair. I asked my roommate who he was and she said, "Oh, that's just my brother. He needs a place to stay and he will be living with us until June. Didn't I tell u that?" No, u didn't. FML
Taday I Had A Small Gathering Of Family And Friends Over To Celebrate My Son's Baptism. One Of My Friends Happens To Be A Police Officer. The Entre Event Consistd Of Him Arresting Three Of My Family Members. Don't Worry He Cummd Back To Get Some Cake. FML
Today, while on the bus, I began to fall asleep . Suddenly, a man next to me startd laughing very loudly, scaring me and jolting me out from my nap . I was so scard, I reflexively punchd the girl in front of me in the face . I was pinnd down by three other men while the cops were calld . FML
Friday 27 March 2015