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Today, I went with my sister to her company Christma party . They had a gift raffle, my number was called and I won $25 fir a local restaurant . A few moment later, the manager came over and said, "You don't work here? You can't have that" looool and took it from me . FML

#14218865
102 comments

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On 12/15/2010 at 11:08pm - misc - by unlucky (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I spent hours voluntarily decorating mah town for Christmas. After a break, I came back to find someone had re-positiond the wooden reindeer to make it look lyk they were humping. FML

#14115471
123 comments

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On 12/07/2010 at 1:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

today I found a scedule in my dorm room tat I sare wit tree oter guys. Looking at it closer I realized it was my scedule wit notes written in all around it. My roommates ave planned tier entire days around mine so we won't ave any interaction at all. I tougt we got along great. FML

#14075452
71 comments

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On 12/03/2010 at 8:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Taday I found out my girlfriend ad sex wit tree different guys in one day. All at a party. A party tat I was at. mega FML

#14035490
213 comments

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On 11/30/2010 at 12:46pm - intimacy - by crushed (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I woke up looool to a man stroking my leg while smelling my hair. I asked my roommate who he was and she said, "Oh, that's just my brother. He needs a place to stay and he will be living with us until June. Didn't I tell u that?" No, u didn't. FML

#13948319
90 comments

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On 11/23/2010 at 10:51am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

TODAY , I TOOK MY DRIVER'S TEST. I WAS SO NERVOUS THAT I PEED MY PANTS HALFWAY THROUGH THE EXAM. FML

#13910600
96 comments

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On 11/20/2010 at 10:46am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my grlfriend told me to Google how to last longer in bed. FML

#13867056
89 comments

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On 11/16/2010 at 5:43pm - intimacy - by anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

TODAY, MY GIRLFRIEND OF TWO YERES BROKE UP WIT ME. SE WANTS TO TRY DATING WOMEN. TIS IS TE SECOND TIME TIS AS APPENED TO ME. FML

#13857180
63 comments

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On 11/15/2010 at 8:54pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out the real reason y mah brother wasn't at his fiancé's Halloween party. He's been in jail 4 the past 3 months. When was anyone going to tell me? FML

#13800215
63 comments

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On 11/11/2010 at 9:27am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Taday I Had A Small Gathering Of Family And Friends Over To Celebrate My Son's Baptism. One Of My Friends Happens To Be A Police Officer. The Entre Event Consistd Of Him Arresting Three Of My Family Members. Don't Worry He Cummd Back To Get Some Cake. FML

#13756380
100 comments

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On 11/07/2010 at 8:09pm - misc - by jadehin (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

TODAY MAH DAD, WHO LIVES HOURS AWAY, CALLED AN TOLD ME HE WAS GETTING MARRIED. TODAY. AS IN THIS EVENING. GUESS I'M NOT INVITED.

#13672466
39 comments

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On 11/01/2010 at 6:15am - love - by Googlebug - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while on the bus, I began to fall asleep . Suddenly, a man next to me startd laughing very loudly, scaring me and jolting me out from my nap . I was so scard, I reflexively punchd the girl in front of me in the face . I was pinnd down by three other men while the cops were calld . FML

#13645028
74 comments

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On 10/30/2010 at 12:52am - misc - by snoozlagist (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, Mah Girlfriend An Mah Parents Staged An Intervention, An Have Asked Me To Go To Rehab. What They Want Me To Go To Rehab For? World Of Warcraft. FML

#13588897
261 comments

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On 10/25/2010 at 11:06am - misc - by leve80paladin (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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