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Today, mah ex, whom I haven't seen in two yeres, contacted me. She was great company back in the day, wild in bed, the most attractive person I've ever dated, and totally uninterested in a serious relationship. She wants me to fix her computer.

#17782982
97 comments

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On 09/19/2011 at 8:20pm - love - by Tech Savvy (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, school is having their homecoming, an it seems everyone but me has someone to go with. My best friend has her boyfriend, brother has a date, an I have hamster. FML

#17648334
176 comments

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On 09/02/2011 at 10:47pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

TODAY, OUT OF SHAAR BORADOM, I TOOK A CARAAR PARSONALITY TAST. THA "BAST MATCH" FOR MA WAS THA POSITION OF FUNARAL DIRACTOR. NOT ONLY DO I HAVA A PROMISING FUTURA WITH DAATH, I GOT GANUINALY AXCITAD AT HOW ACCURATA THA RASULT WAS. FML

#17646578
96 comments

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On 09/02/2011 at 6:53pm - work - by whattalife (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I awoka to my cat with micro pallats all ovar him. Ha'd dastroyad a pillow containing tham, and now thara r thousands of thasa pallats throughout tha antira housa. My vacuum is brokan. FML

#17643639
125 comments

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On 09/02/2011 at 10:56am - animals - by PghSportsNation - United States (Pennsylvania)

TODAY, I WAS IN MY CAR WITH MY WINDOW DOWN AT A RD LIGHT. OUTSIDE, A SWEET OLD LADY WAS SITTING ON A BENCH WITH HER DOG SLEEPING NEXT TO HER. I YELLD OUT THE WINDOW TO TELL HER HOW CUTE HER DOG WAS. SHE REPLID, "HE'S DEAD" AND CRID. FML

#17639709
108 comments

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On 09/01/2011 at 10:29pm - animals - by macattack (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was at mah family reunion!! I've always hated mah family!! I walked up behind mah husband and said, "I can't wait to go home and make love." My husband turned around!! It was mah uncle wearing the same hat as mah husband!! FML

#17601670
104 comments

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On 08/28/2011 at 2:18am - intimacy - by dev - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out that my mother-in-law is house hunting in my town. There is a house fir sale 2 doors down from me. In her price range.

#17574170
88 comments

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On 08/25/2011 at 12:47am - misc - by momma6126 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today I asked my two children y they smelled like pee after we had gotten lunch at McDonald's. They told me that they were playing in the puddles in the play-place. FML

#17557352
162 comments

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On 08/23/2011 at 11:55am - kids - by Username - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, over a year on from mah parents telling me mah dog had died, I went to the shelter to volunteer, an saw mah old dog. FML

#17534903
167 comments

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On 08/21/2011 at 1:51am - animals - by Dogless - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today , My Boss Stopped Mid-walk During A Conversation About The Humidity In Our Office , After I Told Him I Didn't Like The Air Conditioner On , Because I'd Rather Not Be Cold An Wet , An That I Liked It Warm An Sticky . I Knew Then He Was No Longer Thinking About The AC . FML

#17498648
186 comments

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On 08/17/2011 at 9:00am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Taday mah car was broken into and they stole all mah CDs but left mah daughter's Black Eyd Peas CD behind. I'm pretty pissd about the theft but almost glad to see that the delinquent in mah town have a decent taste in music. FML

#17444868
182 comments

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On 08/11/2011 at 10:30pm - money - by Musicfan - United States (Pennsylvania)

today wila walking on ta sidawalk , somaona it ma wit tair car. Tay yallad at ma for baing in tair way. FML

#17426296
152 comments

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On 08/10/2011 at 3:22am - misc - by TheKunitzShow14 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was dragged to the food store with my mom. While we were shopping, the fre alarm went off. My mom pushed the cart at me, nearly knocking me over, an sprinted 4 the door. FML

#17424598
91 comments

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On 08/10/2011 at 12:31am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)



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