Today, I was at a movie theater. I heard some obnoxious people talking in front of me. After about 5 minutes, I began throwing popcorn at a group of suspected people. As I was escorted out, I realized that the obnoxious people were in the background of the movie. FML
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On 10/23/2010 at 7:14pm - misc - by escortedout (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I was going to my first job interview since I was laid off. About 10 yards from the door, I felt a sharp pain in my side and something in my pocket. It turned out to be a knife in my side, and a mugger robbing me because I looked rich. I haven't had any money in months, and missed the interview. FML
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On 10/22/2010 at 12:00am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I went to the doctor's office, they did their regular check up, and found "odd red marks" on the inside of my thighs. They started to think it might be a skin disease, I had to explain to my mother and the doctor that it was a hickey from my boyfriend. FML
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On 10/17/2010 at 12:37am - intimacy - by hickhick (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my 4 year old son told his preschool teacher that his daddy could pick up 10,000 cows but couldn't pick up his mommy because she was too heavy. I'm the mommy. FML
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On 10/16/2010 at 1:50am - kids - by princessj - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my roommate and I invited a few girls over to our dorm for a small party. We started to play a drinking game, and I attempted to chug three beers in two minutes. My stomach wouldn't have that, and I spewed up bright red chunks everywhere and on everyone. FML
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On 10/07/2010 at 12:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I put my good shoes out the window and on the roof to dry out because they were sopping wet. When I went to check them later on, they were still wet. And soaked in bird poop. FML
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On 10/03/2010 at 6:24pm - animals - by baconman86 - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML
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On 10/02/2010 at 9:04am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I found out less than 3 weeks before my wedding my fiancé will lose his new, great paying job unless we cancel our nonrefundable honeymoon. FML
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On 09/30/2010 at 1:14pm - love - by no luck - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I had a cold and was vomiting. I sneezed really hard, smacking my nose onto the toilet seat. I woke up a few minutes later with my nose bleeding, painful, and still stuffy. FML
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On 09/24/2010 at 10:35pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I was riding in the backseat while my mom was driving. Noticing she was driving way over the speed limit, I opened a police siren app on my iPod to make her slow down. When she realized, she pulled over, kicked me out of the car and made me walk home. FML
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On 09/19/2010 at 8:07pm - misc - by whitefox123 - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my car wouldn't start, so I had to wait for AAA. Then, hurrying to pick up my brother, I got a $161 speeding ticket. Twenty minutes later, I got a call from him saying he didn't need a ride anymore. FML
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On 09/19/2010 at 6:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my nose was really stuffy. I heard somewhere that inhaling tea steam clears up the nose. While reading a magazine I inhaled my cup of green tea steam, without knowing that slowly I was moving my cup closer to my nose. Hot tea was sucked into my left nostril and burned the inside badly. FML
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On 09/10/2010 at 12:09am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I received an email from an ex who I haven't heard from in two years. Excited that it might be her asking if we could meet up, I opened it. It was a virus. FML
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On 09/09/2010 at 3:58pm - love - by kevdev (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
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