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Today, my French wife chose the name of our unborn baby girl. She wants to call her Fanny and won't change her mind. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42566) - you deserved it (4807)

On 01/03/2014 at 6:03am - kids - by noway (man) - France (Pays de la Loire)

Today, I went to a bar for some drinks. A guy looked me up and down, gave me a suggestive smile, then asked for my name and number. I'd have been a little less creeped out if he hadn't been standing beside me at the urinal the whole time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47741) - you deserved it (3810) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 06/15/2013 at 6:24pm - love - by Sovekipisse (man) - France (Pays de la Loire)

Today, I took my driving test. I spent 30 minutes with the handbrake on. FML

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27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9720) - you deserved it (23458)

On 11/17/2008 at 1:02am - misc - by nightput - France (Pays de la Loire)



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