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FMLs submitted from Pays de la Loire

Today, after about fifteen minutes of my cat bullying me into letting him get onto my lap, I finally caved. He clambered on, turned around, farted in my direction and got off as fast as he got on. FML

#20535758
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26449) - you deserved it (6418) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/08/2013 at 9:13am - animals - by orely44 - France (Pays de la Loire)

Today, I was out apartment hunting with my boyfriend. We visited a marvelous place that ticked all the boxes on our requirement checklist, but my boyfriend was unenthused. There was just one small detail that I hadn’t factored in: it's very badly located if ever zombies attack. FML

#20050530
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15986) - you deserved it (3254) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/31/2012 at 3:16am - misc - by TBTC (woman) - France (Pays de la Loire)

Today, I took my driving test. I spent 30 minutes with the handbrake on. FML

#317
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7504) - you deserved it (15052)

On 11/17/2008 at 1:02am - misc - by nightput - France (Pays de la Loire)



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