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Today, I wanted to do something special for my upcoming second anniversary with my girlfriend, so I decided to make a short animation of our lives together since we were preschoolers. In the middle of working on the storyboard, she called and broke up with me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31969) - you deserved it (2790)

On 01/20/2011 at 12:18pm - love - by Anonymous - Philippines (Pampanga)

Today, my mom was gifted with a toiletry basket. I grabbed the lotion and used it without asking. When I went out, it began raining hard. I got wet and noticed my skin got very sticky. Turns out the lotion was actually body wash. People were wondering why soap bubbles were coming from my skin. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7653) - you deserved it (58576)

On 08/13/2009 at 12:07pm - misc - by soapgirl (woman) - Philippines (Pampanga)



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