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FMLs submitted from Otago

Today, I wanted to shower but the sliding glass door had jammed. Naked, I tried to gently push it back into its groove. Instead, it shattered to a million pieces, showering me with shards and cutting my hands and feet. FML

#18955944 (85)

I agree, your life sucks (5773) - you deserved it (1182)

On 01/30/2012 at 9:12pm - misc - by showered (woman) - New Zealand (Otago)

Today, I fell over on the bus. X-Rays revealed not only that I have been growing extra bones in my foot, but that when I fell, I crushed all of them. Doctors don't know how to fix bones that aren't supposed to be there, so they're just going to cut them out. Two days before Christmas. FML

#14257367 (125)

I agree, your life sucks (25548) - you deserved it (1554)

On 12/19/2010 at 4:17am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Otago)

Today, I applied for a job and sent my CV, then realised I sent the example CV I got off the internet. Now they think Bob Brown who lives at 123 Sunshine Street is applying for a job. FML

#12261661 (122)

I agree, your life sucks (6193) - you deserved it (22741)

On 08/02/2010 at 5:50am - work - by Julia (woman) - New Zealand (Otago)

Today, I locked myself out of my car while I was putting mail in the mailbox. I could handle that. What I couldn't handle was watching as my car idled away a full tank of gas. FML

#5247259 (106)

I agree, your life sucks (7826) - you deserved it (21193)

On 09/14/2009 at 4:33am - misc - by PostmanPat (man) - New Zealand (Otago)

Today, I was working at a hospital-level rest home. I was making the rounds when I noticed a woman was sitting in her (electric) wheelchair in the middle of the hall. Going closer I saw her battery was flat so I said "Uh-oh! Looks like you've died." She bawled her eyes out and said "Not yet." FML

#5144800 (106)

I agree, your life sucks (8997) - you deserved it (34425)

On 09/09/2009 at 5:58am - misc - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Otago)