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Today, I locked myself out of my car while I was putting mail in the mailbox. I could handle that. What I couldn't handle was watching as my car idled away a full tank of gas. FML

I agree, your life sucks (6695) - you totally deserved it (18933)

On 09/14/2009 at 4:33am - misc - by PostmanPat (man) - New Zealand (Otago)

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Today, I was working at a hospital-level rest home. I was making the rounds when I noticed a woman was sitting in her (electric) wheelchair in the middle of the hall. Going closer I saw her battery was flat so I said "Uh-oh! Looks like you've died." She bawled her eyes out and said "Not yet." FML

I agree, your life sucks (7612) - you totally deserved it (30014)

On 09/09/2009 at 5:58am - misc - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Otago)

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