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FMLs submitted from Oregon

Today, my mom friended all my friends on Facebook then thought it'd be a good idea to try and act like a teen so she'd be considered 'cool'. FML

#18989889 (103)

I agree, your life sucks (7085) - you deserved it (652)

On 02/04/2012 at 3:13am - misc - by lrgenesis - United States (Oregon)

Today, I went to see a doctor about some of the memory problems I've been having. After the appointment, I could barely remember a thing he told me. FML

#18961286 (80)

I agree, your life sucks (7661) - you deserved it (712)

On 01/31/2012 at 3:17pm - health - by louie (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, the office tough guy learned how to use the fire extinguisher. On me. I wasn't on fire. FML

#18902746 (88)

I agree, your life sucks (6183) - you deserved it (665)

On 01/24/2012 at 9:58pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I went on a date to the zoo. I soon found out that my date had eaten several hash brownies before entering. FML

#18825467 (245)

I agree, your life sucks (6636) - you deserved it (1074)

On 01/16/2012 at 3:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my girlfriend hated the idea of sex so much she was willing to give me money for a stripper. FML

#18693659 (155)

I agree, your life sucks (8617) - you deserved it (1463)

On 01/03/2012 at 2:17am - intimacy - by Cpt Colin (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my 9 month old son realized he is just as tired as I am. His solution is to cry loudly. My solution was to cry along with him. FML

#18631898 (246)

I agree, your life sucks (8637) - you deserved it (1362)

On 12/28/2011 at 3:14am - kids - by anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, my mom was feeling down because of her gray hairs. In an attempt to cheer her up, I suggested that she dye them. Her hair turned orange. FML

#18569978 (189)

I agree, your life sucks (15546) - you deserved it (3358)

On 12/21/2011 at 12:47pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was giving a presentation at work, when I said, "But we could care less about that." My boss asked if I meant, "Couldn't care less." Wanting to avoid embarrassment, I tried to think up an excuse, only to end up blurting that it was my phone's auto-correct. FML

#18512301 (286)

I agree, your life sucks (4957) - you deserved it (19253)

On 12/14/2011 at 4:21pm - work - by sharon (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML

#18508654 (285)

I agree, your life sucks (9667) - you deserved it (2931)

On 12/14/2011 at 12:42am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I wound up cleaning vomit out of the window track of my car at midnight, in the nicest dress I own, after my husband got completely wasted at his office Christmas party. FML

#18474443 (110)

I agree, your life sucks (16883) - you deserved it (1935)

On 12/10/2011 at 5:14am - misc - by dee - United States (Oregon)

Today, I found out my boyfriend is cheating on me with a woman twice my age. I'm 32. FML

#18353006 (270)

I agree, your life sucks (16171) - you deserved it (1168)

On 11/26/2011 at 12:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I chipped a tooth trying to solve a Rubik's Cube. FML

#18343530 (183)

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On 11/25/2011 at 1:27am - health - by yollew - United States (Oregon)

Today, my husband threw up in the shower after drinking almost a whole bottle of wine. The shower won't drain now. Happy Thanksgiving. FML

#18333804 (101)

I agree, your life sucks (7176) - you deserved it (681)

On 11/24/2011 at 2:14am - health - by emilyta - United States (Oregon)

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