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FMLs submitted from Orebro Lan

Today, I was walking back to my hotel from the town square, and got lost. I turned back and walked around town for an hour, freaking out and panicking. When I finally found the hotel, I realized it was practically a stone's throw from where I was when I turned around. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11533) - you deserved it (5330)

On 03/20/2012 at 12:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Orebro Lan)

Today, I asked my boyfriend if my ass looked big in my new jeans. He looked, and then started singing "I like big butts and I cannot lie". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8138) - you deserved it (30322)

On 01/07/2011 at 8:12am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Orebro Lan)

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