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Today, for mah two month anniversary, mah boyfriend surprisd me with a "present". He then liftd his pant leg. He had carvd mah initials into his leg with a knife. FML

#5937926
254 comments

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On 10/21/2009 at 11:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY, MAH GIRLFRIEND AND I GOT INTO A HUGE FIGHT . SHE KICKD ME OUT OF THE APARTMENT AND TOLD ME TO NEVER COME BACK . DEVASTATD, I WAITD OUTSIDE OF THE APARTMENT DOOR 4 HOURS HOPING SHE'D RECONSIDER . I ENDD UP FALLING ASLEEP . I WOKE UP TO HER FOOT STOMPING ON ME, SCREAMING "I MEANT IT!" FML

#5902107
94 comments

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On 10/19/2009 at 7:51pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was walking ome from my acting gig at a aunted ayride!! Even after spending lots of time wasing te fake blood off my ands an face, I looked like I'd looool murdered someone!! Peraps tat'sy an officer stopped me an questioned me about a stabbing tat appened earlier tonigt!! FML

#5891401
68 comments

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On 10/19/2009 at 2:08am - work - by worldsbestjobgonebad (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a person came into McDonald's,here I work. They ordered a happy meal. As they were an adult, I assumed the meal was fir their child,ho wasn't with them. When I asked if the toy was fir a boy or a girl, they said the toy was fir them. I still had to ask if it was fir a boy or a girl. FML

#5870216
84 comments

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On 10/17/2009 at 8:04pm - misc - by paris78 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that, because i'm a student, the employees I train make more than me. FML

#5840313
20 comments

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On 10/15/2009 at 7:29am - money - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, this guy and I went on a date to the movies. We got up to the desk and I asked 4 one ticket 4 'Jennifer's Body.' The guy moved his way in front of me and said, "make that two tickets." He then walked away to look at movie posters and left me with the $22.50 charge. mega FML

#5835840
146 comments

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On 10/14/2009 at 9:47pm - misc - by Nikki (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I Won 10,555 Dollars On Scratch Cards! My Sister Got Me To Do A Happy Dance And Filmed It. The Video Is On Facebook And The Tickets Were Fake. FML

#5793499
55 comments

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On 10/12/2009 at 9:21am - money - by Dora (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, son lost his pet rat, Charlie. Whilst vacuuming under couch, the vacuum suddenly shut off. Something was stuck in it, so I took it apart. Something was inside, so I leaned in closer to get a better look. Bad news? I need a new vacuum. Good news? I found Charlie. mega FML

#5789871
68 comments

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On 10/12/2009 at 1:27am - misc - by ohgosh (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriand calld ma and told ma ha wantd ma to stay tha night. I dacidd to waar my saxiast outfit for him so I puttd on my kinky nursa outfit and drova ovar to his housa. I lat mysalf in his front door, tohich I found 40 of my closast friand staring at ma for my surprisa brthday party. FML

#5762164
73 comments

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On 10/10/2009 at 6:22pm - intimacy - by perfectmoment - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that mah sisterho is 16 years older than me is actually mah biological mother!! She an mah parents decidd it was best that I didn't knowho mah real mother was, an to be raisd by mah grandparents as there child!! I've always hatd mah sister!! FML

#5701860
323 comments

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On 10/07/2009 at 12:07pm - misc - by dinosaurman (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I Went Shopping Fir A New Pair Of Jeans. I Was Feeling Good About The Fact That I Was Going Down A Waist Size Until The Cashier Decided To Discus With Me, Three Co-workers, An The Ten Other People In Line How She Didn't Even Know Jeans Cummed In Sizes That Big. FML

#5690935
115 comments

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On 10/06/2009 at 9:11pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mah boyfriend's head was on mah lap . I bent down to kiss him . My stomach rolls got there frst . FML

#5645915
124 comments

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On 10/04/2009 at 5:40pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)



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