Today, at my wedding, my husband's drunk friend admitted that the only reason my husband and I started dating was because he was dared. FML
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On 05/19/2012 at 12:17am - love - by Asdf649 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I discovered that my acne glows yellow and orange under black lights while in front of a wall of them at a club. FML
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On 05/16/2012 at 12:43am - health - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I attended a formal banquet. The host was delivering a speech, when I felt the urge to pee, so I tried to quietly excuse myself. My chair screeched over the floor as I got up, I tripped over my own feet, and I accidentally took the door leading outdoors, where I ended up peeing in shame. FML
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On 05/12/2012 at 10:21pm - misc - by Andy (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, after my boyfriend broke up with me, the only thing positive about my day was a pregnancy test. FML
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On 05/11/2012 at 7:50pm - love - by rawr_fml001 - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. Trying to be sexy, I told him what I was doing with my vibrator. I heard a loud bang, followed by him shouting, "Why don't you just fucking marry it, then?!" and then hanging up. FML
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On 05/11/2012 at 6:02pm - intimacy - by 504-A1 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm. FML
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On 05/08/2012 at 10:05pm - intimacy - by laury - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was at my job life-guarding, when a woman pushed the spine-board over, hitting me on the back of my head. She laughed, but I now have a concussion and a stiff neck, and my co-workers can't stop laughing at the "irony." FML
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On 05/08/2012 at 10:00am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I got an inconvenient erection while at my girlfriends house, so I tried to think of something stupid to get rid of it. I tried thinking of Pokémon, which actually made me harder. FML
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On 05/07/2012 at 4:38pm - intimacy - by me (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I had to convince my 28-year-old boyfriend to take down his booger wall. FML
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On 05/06/2012 at 10:03pm - misc - by fock (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, on the bus, I caught the eye of this ugly, sweaty girl giving me a death stare through the driver's mirror. I gave her a death stare back. Only then I realized I was staring at myself. FML
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On 05/05/2012 at 10:21pm - misc - by mhm (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I wrecked my car and got rushed to the emergency room. While strapped to a gurney, a nurse reached in my back pocket, grabbed my wallet and pulled the velcro keeping my wallet shut. The entire room immediately started laughing as condoms and loose change went flying everywhere. FML
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On 05/04/2012 at 10:34am - misc - by UnderConstruction (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my new neighbours moved in. I've neither seen nor spoken to them yet; all I know is that they enjoy hammering at the walls for hours on end and repeatedly setting off the fire alarm. All this in the small hours of the morning. I got two hours of sleep. FML
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On 05/01/2012 at 3:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was talking to my co-workers about how I've sadly been an orphan since an early age. One of them exclaimed, "Hey, just like Batman!" FML
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On 05/01/2012 at 9:58am - work - by Nice (man) - Canada (Ontario)
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