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Today, I found $20 under my car seat, so I put it in the cup holder, only for it to fly out of the window while going down the highway. FML

#21503317
57 comments

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On 12/13/2015 at 3:04pm - money - by ehcanadianeh - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while working at a gas station, I accidentally changed the price of gas to 8.9 cents per litre. It took me fifteen minutes to figure out why everyone wanted only two or three dollars of gas. I fixed it, but now my managers are debating charging me for lost revenue. FML

#21502954
66 comments

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On 12/12/2015 at 2:41pm - work - by Ihadnoidea (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my partner and I got called out to a domestic disturbance. Things turned ugly while we were en-route. Long story short, I now know how many grown men it takes to lift a nearly 400lb shit-covered woman onto a stretcher. I almost reconsidered my choice of career. FML

#21500205
90 comments

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On 12/04/2015 at 10:43pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my 5-year-old son put my car keys in the microwave thinking that they would 'warm up' my car. FML

#21498607
107 comments

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On 11/30/2015 at 4:27pm - kids - by jimmy - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my mom tried to burn my arm with a hot spatula, all because I got a tattoo against her wishes. FML

#21497634
103 comments

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On 11/27/2015 at 9:38pm - misc - by Wtfbruhimmovingout (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boss fired three of the four other people who were going to work with me on Black Friday in my department. Now it's just me and a new hire. My boss doesn't see a problem. FML

#21496727
69 comments

Today, I painfully watched my doctor burn a hole in my nail to drain the blood underneath. This is the prescribed treatment for the injury of hammering your thumb. FML

#21496413
80 comments

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On 11/24/2015 at 7:38pm - work - by FitnessFirst (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, as I had a chat with my boyfriend and a couple of his friends, one of them had brought up my boyfriend's son and his other child who was due any day now. The conversation would have went well, had I known that he had a son and a pregnant girlfriend. FML

#21493135
82 comments

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On 11/16/2015 at 7:25am - love - by I Know How to Pick'em - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my 9 year old shitblossom of a sister decided to wake me up by hocking a loogie into my mouth. FML

#21489438
65 comments

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On 11/07/2015 at 12:02am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML

#21489395
67 comments

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On 11/06/2015 at 9:55pm - kids - by Nuts (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I did such a bad job explaining the recent change from daylight savings time, that my 5-year-old son is now convinced that we're time travellers. FML

#21489205
52 comments

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On 11/06/2015 at 12:02pm - kids - by badmom (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my mother in law basically said I deserve my breast cancer, all because I declined to take part in one of her "March Against Cancer" events a while ago. I guess donating money to cancer research instead of going on a meaningless march really messed up my karma. FML

#21486368
93 comments

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On 10/31/2015 at 1:44am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got into a minor argument with my fiancé. Deciding it wasn't worth fighting over, I shrugged and said, "Really, what are we even doing this for?" To which he replied, "Honestly, I don't know. I haven't loved you in years… Oh, you meant about the fight." And just like that, I'm now single. FML

#21479918
101 comments

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On 10/14/2015 at 8:41am - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)



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