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FMLs submitted from Oklahoma

Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. FML

#2760
17 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5824) - you deserved it (14361)

On 01/27/2009 at 1:33am - love - by dlova - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my brother's girlfriend dumped him. I overheard my mom tell him "It could be worse. Your brother can't even get a girlfriend". FML

#1919
17 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18098) - you deserved it (1068)

On 01/20/2009 at 3:41pm - love - by Taylor - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, the guy I've secretly been in love with for years told me how hot my brother is. FML

#1465
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17521) - you deserved it (1436)

On 01/17/2009 at 2:49pm - love - by Shantoya - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my mom asked me for advice on how to give a good blow job. I'm a guy. FML

#1389
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26641) - you deserved it (1577)

On 01/16/2009 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by Ohai - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my girlfriend tried to clean out the fireplace with a vacuum cleaner, she sucked up a bunch of embers which set the vacuum on fire. After a crying for a bit, she went back to finish cleaning up only to find that some embers she dumped in a bucket melted through and set part of the carpet on fire. FML

#645
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12806) - you deserved it (2163)

On 12/31/2008 at 9:53pm - misc - by blck - United States (Oklahoma)



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