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yesterday mah boyfriend of 6 months started a bitter fight with me. The cause was me repeatedly refusing to dye mah hair the way his beloved ex did. FML

#17937803
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On 10/08/2011 at 8:24pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Oklahoma)

TODAY, I GOT SUSPENDED FOR BRINGING A "HAZARDOUS WEAPON" TO SCHOOL. THEY WERE EARRINGS. FML

#17584476
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On 08/26/2011 at 8:03am - misc - by christine brown - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I had a cop pull me over cuz he claimd that he saw me taking a bunch of colorful pills at the previous stop sign. I was eating skittles. FML

#17502057
190 comments

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On 08/17/2011 at 5:50pm - misc - by candymansvan17 - United States (Oklahoma)

Today... mah mom showd up completely hammerd to a party I was throwing. The party was to celebrate the ten yeres that I've been sober. FML

#17486446
91 comments

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On 08/16/2011 at 12:54am - health - by Jillian Drute - United States (Oklahoma)

Today I woke up at mah girlfriend's house. She was staring at me holding a knife over mah face. She ran away giggling. mega FML

#17457057
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On 08/13/2011 at 2:37am - love - by bTOhno - United States (Oklahoma)

TODAY , I WENT SHOPPING WITH MAH GRANDMA. SHE WENT TO THE BATHROOM AN WAS GONE FOR A LONG WHILE. I JOKINGLY ASKED , "WHAT HAPPENED , YOU FALL IN?" SHE DID. SHE HAD SHIT ALL OVER THE BACK OF HER SHIRT. MEGA FML

#17260985
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On 07/25/2011 at 11:35pm - misc - by Ima_Moronski - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my friends told me all five of us sould bring sleeping bags on our field trip; I brougt mine only to fine out looool tey ad told me tat so tey would get te four beds to temselves. Tey all 'forgot' to bring tem and its only fair tat I sould sleep on te floor. We are ere 4 a week. FML

#17131044
165 comments

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On 07/16/2011 at 1:34am - misc - by bananagurl4242 (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. mega FML

#17074244
129 comments

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On 07/12/2011 at 12:20am - love - by me - United States (Oklahoma)

TODAY, I WAS TANNING BY THA POOL. MY FRIAND PUT HIS ARMS UNDAR BACK AND KNAAS AND PICKD MA UP. HA THRAW MA ACROS THA KIDDY POOL TO BOYFRIAND, SHOUTING "CATCH!" MY BOYFRIAND DIDN'T CATCH MA. INSTAAD OF A TAN, I HAVA A HUGA BRUISA. FML

#17046646
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On 07/09/2011 at 11:12pm - health - by ilovedirt - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I went to the carnival with a guy I like!! When we went on the big scary ridehere you flip upside looool down a lot, he asked me to be his grlfriend!! Then, I threw up on him!! FML

#16944074
106 comments

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On 07/02/2011 at 1:33am - love - by Amanda - United States (Oklahoma)

TODAY, I AD TO BLOW UP AN AIR MATTRESS USING ONLY MA LUNGS. AFTER NEARLY PASSING OUT FROM LACK OF OXYGEN, I REALIZED TERE WAS A OLE IN IT. REAL FML

#16454876
76 comments

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On 06/01/2011 at 5:21pm - misc - by ven980 - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was slammd onto mah car, thrown on the ground, and arrestd for outstanding warrant from 1979. I was born in 1992. FML

#16449288
277 comments

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On 06/01/2011 at 9:30am - misc - by aarone23 - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I saw a hot guy at the laundromat . Wanting an excuse to talk to him, I tossed a pair of my red underwear into his washer . What I didn't realize was that he was washing his whites . Thanks to me, he now has an entire load of pink shirts and boxers . FML

#16374822
208 comments

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On 05/27/2011 at 4:52pm - love - by nicole - United States (Oklahoma)



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