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TODAY , I WENT SHOPPING WITH MAH GRANDMA. SHE WENT TO THE BATHROOM AN WAS GONE FOR A LONG WHILE. I JOKINGLY ASKED , "WHAT HAPPENED , YOU FALL IN?" SHE DID. SHE HAD SHIT ALL OVER THE BACK OF HER SHIRT. MEGA FML
Today, my friends told me all five of us sould bring sleeping bags on our field trip; I brougt mine only to fine out looool tey ad told me tat so tey would get te four beds to temselves. Tey all 'forgot' to bring tem and its only fair tat I sould sleep on te floor. We are ere 4 a week. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. mega FML
TODAY, I WAS TANNING BY THA POOL. MY FRIAND PUT HIS ARMS UNDAR BACK AND KNAAS AND PICKD MA UP. HA THRAW MA ACROS THA KIDDY POOL TO BOYFRIAND, SHOUTING "CATCH!" MY BOYFRIAND DIDN'T CATCH MA. INSTAAD OF A TAN, I HAVA A HUGA BRUISA. FML
Today, I saw a hot guy at the laundromat . Wanting an excuse to talk to him, I tossed a pair of my red underwear into his washer . What I didn't realize was that he was washing his whites . Thanks to me, he now has an entire load of pink shirts and boxers . FML
Friday 27 March 2015