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Today, mah mom bitched me out fir not driving mah little brother to school this morning. The reason I didn't is that some assfuck decided to slash mah tires overnight. She was well aware of this fact. FML

#20859259
64 comments

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On 08/29/2013 at 1:37pm - misc - by hope they slash you next, mom - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was walking down the street when a man stole purse. He then opend the purse, threw up in it, and gave it back. FML

#20852114
89 comments

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On 08/24/2013 at 10:55am - misc - by cassidy_smith12 (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, mah fiancé asked fir money to bail his brother out of jail, the same brother who happily spent a whole day recently trying to convince mah fiancé that I've been cheating on him with mah own cousin. So I said no. He shook his head in disgust and said that I'm "unbelievably spiteful". FML

#20827009
75 comments

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On 08/08/2013 at 9:13am - misc - by go choke on a gonad (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I realizd that it's been well over a month since mah boyfriend has even trid to have sex with me. The last time was our first time, an because he couldn't keep it up, he's too humiliatd to accept any of mah advances. FML

#20822176
101 comments

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On 08/05/2013 at 2:33pm - intimacy - by Sexless4Life (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was trying to explain to my mom tat I've been aving panic attacks. I ended up aving a panic attack from talking about aving a panic attack. FML

#20821432
61 comments

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On 08/05/2013 at 1:11am - health - by seriously? - United States (Ohio)

Today, the kids I was babysitting somehow found a pair of my underwear. They askd if they could use them to go parachuting. FML

#20819762
45 comments

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On 08/04/2013 at 1:29am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

TODAY, I FINALLY GAVE AWAY ALL OF THE STUFFD ANIMALS THAT I'VE BEEN HOARDING FOR YERES. PROUD, I TOLD MY FAMILY. THEY CONGRATULATD ME BY BUYING ME STUFFD ANIMALS. FML

#20812476
54 comments

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On 07/30/2013 at 11:06pm - misc - by TheSacredTeddyBear (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today I was pretending to be a ballerina. I was dancing around my room making a complete dick of myself. I eventually caugt sigt of a pair of guys grinning and filming me wit tere cellpones troug my window. FML

#20811460
87 comments

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On 07/30/2013 at 12:42pm - misc - by kiwichick4life (woman) - United States (Ohio)

TODAY, MAH MOTHER AN I WERE DISCUSSING HOW WE COULDN'T BELIEVE IT'S BEEN NEARLY A YEAR SINCE MAH DAD DID. NOT PAYING ATTENTION, MAH HUSBAND ABSENTMINDEDLY ADDD, "TIME FLIES WHEN YOUR HAVING FUN." FML

#20804154
48 comments

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On 07/26/2013 at 3:06am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

2day my sister backed out of my wedding because it was becoming too muc about me. After I begged er to reconsider, I ad no coice but to pick a new looool bridesmaid. Wen my new bridesmaid posted on Facebook ow excited se was, my sister commented, ( See, u made HER feel special. ) FML

#20802578
167 comments

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On 07/25/2013 at 6:55am - misc - by chumpslolo - United States (Ohio)

Today , an old lady steamrolld over my foot with her wheelchair , then laughd as she slowly rolld away , leaving my toes in ruins. FML

#20788409
62 comments

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On 07/17/2013 at 1:38pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

my boyfriend insistd that I start calling him "Professor Fucktard" in the bedroom. He seems to be dead serious about it.

#20777932
105 comments

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On 07/12/2013 at 4:15pm - misc - by O_O (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML

#20774208
144 comments

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On 07/10/2013 at 12:38pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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