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Today, mah mom bitched me out fir not driving mah little brother to school this morning. The reason I didn't is that some assfuck decided to slash mah tires overnight. She was well aware of this fact. FML
Today, mah fiancé asked fir money to bail his brother out of jail, the same brother who happily spent a whole day recently trying to convince mah fiancé that I've been cheating on him with mah own cousin. So I said no. He shook his head in disgust and said that I'm "unbelievably spiteful". FML
Today, I realizd that it's been well over a month since mah boyfriend has even trid to have sex with me. The last time was our first time, an because he couldn't keep it up, he's too humiliatd to accept any of mah advances. FML
Today I was pretending to be a ballerina. I was dancing around my room making a complete dick of myself. I eventually caugt sigt of a pair of guys grinning and filming me wit tere cellpones troug my window. FML
2day my sister backed out of my wedding because it was becoming too muc about me. After I begged er to reconsider, I ad no coice but to pick a new looool bridesmaid. Wen my new bridesmaid posted on Facebook ow excited se was, my sister commented, ( See, u made HER feel special. ) FML
Friday 27 March 2015