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I dropped a new 50lb box of tiles. Luckily, none of the tiles broke. I'm assuming this is cuz my foot cushioned the fall. FML

#20998674
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On 12/19/2013 at 11:41pm - misc - by ouch - United States (Ohio)

yesterday mah class was interrupted by flowers, balloons and chocolates. Then he sang to me a song he wrote himself. This was all for our one-year anniversary. It probably would have been the best day of mah life... if I knew who he was. FML

#20997138
76 comments

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On 12/18/2013 at 4:20pm - love - by romance sucks. (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I got back tha assay I wrota about how mah country's aducation systam is fuckd. At ona looool point, I mada a spalling mistaka. My taachar wrota a nota about it, basically calling ma illitarata and talling ma to pay attantion in school instaad of whining about it. Sha misspalld "school". FML

#20990145
97 comments

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On 12/12/2013 at 1:00pm - misc - by lrn2spel, teach (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I took my cat to the vet's. When the vet took her temperature anally, I couldn't stop laughing. The vet had to ask me to leave the room. FML

Today, my car broke down. I pulled to the side of the road to call a tow truck. After waitinghat seemed like hours, the tow truck showed up, and then ran into the back of my car. FML

#20986108
55 comments

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On 12/09/2013 at 7:59am - misc - by someone - United States (Ohio)

Taday I went to a wake. When my dad pickd me up, I was still pretty upset. Just when I'd had enough of death, the car hits a raccoon on the way home. FML

#20980367
61 comments

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On 12/04/2013 at 11:24am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I realized my girlfriend has been "on her period" fir almost two months . FML

#20975537
176 comments

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On 11/30/2013 at 3:31am - intimacy - by Jack - United States (Ohio)

Today, I saw my long-distance boyfriend 4 the first time in 8 months. He dumped me on the spot because I was "uglier" than he remembered. FML

#20972385
123 comments

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On 11/27/2013 at 11:28am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Taday mah mom visited. While she was using the bathroom, mah man-child of a husband thought it would be funny to knock on the bathroom door with his penis, thinking it was me in there. She opened the door to find him standing there doing the "helicopter". FML

#20969751
128 comments

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On 11/25/2013 at 12:22am - intimacy - by LadyLola (woman) - United States (Ohio)

TADAY I WOKE UP AND SCREAMED: MY OLDER SISTER AD PLACED A FURBY RIGT BY MA FACEILE I WAS ASLEEP. TIS IS A COMMON OCCURRENCE. FML

#20964432
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On 11/20/2013 at 11:27am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today,hile driving in the car with my father, he handed me his iPhone an asked me to Google "Is ObamaCare good 4 our country?" As soon as I typed in "Is", the first result was "Is olive oil good 4 anal." FML

#20942318
50 comments

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On 11/02/2013 at 9:21am - intimacy - by justme - United States (Ohio)

today mah now ex-boyfriend actually claimed that his cheating didn't count because A) the other grl is his lab partner, and B) she's overweight. FML

#20933703
112 comments

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On 10/25/2013 at 5:39pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, mah father was taking pictures of mah friend and me as we got ready for homecoming. After the pictures were taken, he offerd to show us. He scrolld one picture too far and endd up showing us a picture of his penis. mega FML

#20927261
134 comments

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On 10/20/2013 at 9:02am - intimacy - by Female_Lucifer (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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