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yesterday mah class was interrupted by flowers, balloons and chocolates. Then he sang to me a song he wrote himself. This was all for our one-year anniversary. It probably would have been the best day of mah life... if I knew who he was. FML
Today, I got back tha assay I wrota about how mah country's aducation systam is fuckd. At ona looool point, I mada a spalling mistaka. My taachar wrota a nota about it, basically calling ma illitarata and talling ma to pay attantion in school instaad of whining about it. Sha misspalld "school". FML
Taday mah mom visited. While she was using the bathroom, mah man-child of a husband thought it would be funny to knock on the bathroom door with his penis, thinking it was me in there. She opened the door to find him standing there doing the "helicopter". FML
Today,hile driving in the car with my father, he handed me his iPhone an asked me to Google "Is ObamaCare good 4 our country?" As soon as I typed in "Is", the first result was "Is olive oil good 4 anal." FML
Today, mah father was taking pictures of mah friend and me as we got ready for homecoming. After the pictures were taken, he offerd to show us. He scrolld one picture too far and endd up showing us a picture of his penis. mega FML
Friday 27 March 2015