Today, my boyfriend accidentally broke my nose the day he was meeting my parents for the first time. FML
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On 06/02/2012 at 11:34am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)
Today, I discovered that when my professor had said "For every A there will be an F," he was deadly serious. I earned a 94% mark, which in this class is known as a D. FML
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On 05/26/2012 at 3:34pm - misc - by dany - United States (Ohio)
Today, my neighbors got a motion sensor light that points at my window. It's so sensitive that it goes off every time an insect flies past. FML
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On 05/10/2012 at 2:25am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)
Today, my little sister came to me crying about how everyone calls her a bad driver. I gave her a pep talk, an encouraging hug, and told her not to listen to negativity. Five minutes later she wrecked my car. FML
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On 05/05/2012 at 2:24am - misc - by 464424 - United States (Ohio)
Today, I taught my friend how to use a staple gun. She taught me how to get staples out of my hand. FML
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On 04/23/2012 at 12:21am - misc - by leprechaun23 - United States (Ohio)
Today, I realized that both my husband and son refer to me as "the bitch." FML
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On 04/22/2012 at 11:34am - misc - by stoggie96 - United States (Ohio)
Today, I woke up and decided to make my mom a special Easter breakfast in bed. I pre-heated the oven to bake the sausage just the way she likes. Guess where my easter basket was. FML
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On 04/08/2012 at 10:30am - misc - by jess - United States (Ohio)
Today, I visited my gynecologist. As she had her fingers inside me she decided that was the perfect time to say, "I absolutely love your socks!" FML
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On 03/31/2012 at 12:22am - health - by GetHardOrGoHome - United States (Ohio)
Today, was the first day of my new job. My boss admitted that they hadn't cleaned the employee bathroom for over two months. My first task: clean the employee bathroom. FML
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On 03/25/2012 at 3:12am - misc - by LesToiliettes - United States (Ohio)
Today, I was laying down in bed when my puppy decided to bite my ear. As I started laughing and pulling him off I noticed one of my $200 earrings got pulled off with it. And now I wait. FML
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On 03/17/2012 at 10:16am - misc - by lizzie1833 - United States (Ohio)
Today, my girlfriend of three days asked if we could start naming our future children. FML
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On 03/15/2012 at 10:21pm - love - by spermbankonlegs (man) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I'm so sick that I'm drinking fluids just to make it hurt less when I puke. FML
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On 03/01/2012 at 11:17am - health - by cmoney6452 - United States (Ohio)
Today, it's my birthday. My fiancé decided to give me the gift of "freedom". That's how he put it, anyway. FML
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On 02/28/2012 at 5:04pm - love - by salt. - United States (Ohio)
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