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I marched in the St. Patrick's day parade. My horn has an inconveniently-placed spit valve that has to be drained frequently. At the end, I discovered every time I emptied it, it would spray all over the front of my pants. I marched an entire parade looking like I pissed my pants. FML
Today.. . I found out tat my unemployd usband as is own web-comic.. . tat e makes money off it.. . and tat it mainly involves te main caracter's aread.. . money-grubbing wife ruining is life . Se looks strikingly like me and sares my name . FML
yesterday I got my frst massage. At the looool end, the masseuse made a gesture indicating which way the exit was. After having had her hands all over my body fir the past hour, I thought the gesture was indicative of a goodbye hug. Things got awkward really fast. FML
TODAY, I DOWNLOADD A MOVIE FOR MAH MOM THAT SHE REALLY LIKES, "WHEN HARRY MET SALLY"!! WHEN SHE LOADD THE FILE, WE SOON FOUND OUT IT WAS ACTUALLY SOME KIND OF OBSCURE PORNO BILLD AS "WHEN HARRY WET SALLY"!! FAT FML
Friday 27 March 2015