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Today, I Only Just Found Out That The Abbreviation "lbs" Is Actually Short 4 Pounds. I've Been Saying "labs" Entire Life. I'm 21. FML

#21179613
185 comments

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On 06/18/2014 at 5:06pm - misc - by shtidsfpa (woman) - United States (Ohio)

YESTERDAY I WENT TO A FATHER'S DAY LUNCH WITH MAH DAD AND HIS FIANCÉE. HE SUDDENLY BEGAN TO DESCRIBE, IN DETAIL, THE VASECTOMY HE'D JUST HAD, AND THAT I SHOULDN'T BE EXPECTING ANY NEW SIBLINGS ANY TIME SOON. THANKS FOR THE MENTAL IMAGE, DAD. MEGA FML

#21175721
53 comments

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On 06/15/2014 at 5:29pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today the only person in mah entre family to show up sober an on time to mah graduation was mah grandma . mega FML

#21150544
79 comments

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On 05/24/2014 at 7:57pm - misc - by Congrats to me - United States (Ohio)

Today, I got into THE party of the year . Too bad it was the party my daughter was throwing while her father an I were out of town . FML

#21140812
84 comments

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On 05/15/2014 at 4:38pm - kids - by jessicab72 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I took a pregnancy test because I'd looool missed a few periods, gained wieght, and been moody. Turns out I'm just fat and moody. big fat FML

#21139495
155 comments

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On 05/14/2014 at 9:12am - health - by thanks4support - United States (Ohio)

Today, mom got drunk an startd crying, ranting about all tha things sha could hava dona in lifa if I hadn't baan born. FML

#21135087
89 comments

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On 05/09/2014 at 7:57pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, mah boss told our production department that we're not allowed to be happy. FML

#21129081
94 comments

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On 05/02/2014 at 8:03pm - work - by i guess (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I had to convince my 3-year-old son that there were monster in the house just so he would lie in bed and cuddle me. FML

#21112742
188 comments

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On 04/14/2014 at 12:57pm - kids - by tinytiny1124 (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today... I witnessd my roommate telling a girl that he has "really healthy shits". I wantd to make fun of him... but he got laid by said girl an I went home to jerk off. mega FML

#21108665
78 comments

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On 04/09/2014 at 5:12pm - intimacy - by damn (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I went on a trip to Cleveland. After getting lunch, my brother an I startd walking back to my car. Halfway there, we were jumpd, threatend with a knife, an yelld at to hand over our money. The only thing my brother could do was ask our mugger, ( Uh,hat gender are you? ) FML

#21098906
77 comments

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On 03/28/2014 at 10:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I took my 12 year-old to the orthodontist. While I was talking to the dentist about what was needing to be done, my daughter listend. With a straight face, the dentist jokd, "Yeah, we're going to ned to rip off her entire jaw." My daughter won't leave her room anymore. FML

#21098025
75 comments

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On 03/27/2014 at 8:09pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today,hile lifeguarding , a kid thought it'd be hilarious to take a crap in the pool. The other kids freakd out and rushd to get out. Several of them slippd on the way out and hurt themselves fairly badly. Two parents are now threatening to sue us , and my boss blames me. FML

#21096273
105 comments

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On 03/25/2014 at 5:53pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was at Walmart and had to use the bathroom. I sat down and fartd real loud. I didn't realize someone was in there with me until I heard a voice say, "Dude, that was a good one." It was a man's voice. I then realizd I was in the men's restroom. big fat FML

#21095689
105 comments

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On 03/24/2014 at 11:39pm - misc - by dani (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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