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Today, I was riding my dorm elevator from the 5th floor to the 1st by myself. Since the elevator is really slow, I pulled my pants and underwear down just for kicks. Just then, the door opened to let a girl on at the 4th floor. FML

#7450090
200 comments

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On 01/20/2010 at 12:27am - misc - by embareassed (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my two boys decided to draw in permanent marker on the leather seats of the car I have had up for sale for 3 weeks with no interest. I call my husband to tell him we're going to have to keep it. He just made an appointment with a guy who has cash and is ready to buy it tomorrow. FML

#7433438
183 comments

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On 01/19/2010 at 4:59am - misc - by momof2boys - United States (Ohio)

Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall. I wasn't wearing underwear. FML

#7400225
188 comments

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On 01/17/2010 at 2:59pm - misc - by Jac (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I walked to my car to find a window smashed in. Lucky for me, nothing was stolen. It did, however, rain all morning. FML

#7397995
36 comments

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On 01/17/2010 at 12:45pm - misc - by russty (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my mother woke me up at 4:30 A.M. to tell me our dog was running down the street. I ran for an hour, chasing after her. Turns out it was our new neighbor's dog. Ours was in our basement. FML

#7396048
67 comments

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On 01/17/2010 at 10:18am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I lost my virginity to my amazing boyfriend. As we were getting dressed, I realized I had lost my bra. After intense searching I finally found it and put it on. It wasn't mine. FML

#7376800
74 comments

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On 01/16/2010 at 11:44am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I almost crashed my car because I was checking out an Old Navy mannequin wearing a bra. FML

#7313785
69 comments

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On 01/13/2010 at 1:31am - misc - by Creepster (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, around 2:00 a.m. I had just sat down on my couch when I noticed one of my cats poking at what appeared to be a toy. I attempted to pick it up to play with the cat when it started to move like a mouse. I squealed like a girl and woke up my wife upstairs. I'm a 26-year-old man. FML

#7295020
39 comments

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On 01/12/2010 at 2:45am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I slid on ice and hit another car while driving to work. My car was totalled, and my leg hurt, while the other car had very little damage. Not two minutes later, the salt truck drove by, spraying the road. FML

#7275776
41 comments

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On 01/11/2010 at 8:43am - misc - by wrecked (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, after months of trying, my wife of seven years told me she is finally pregnant. I'm going to be an uncle. FML

#7189298
213 comments

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On 01/06/2010 at 10:17pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, after the two week winter break, I went back to school to find that the bookbag that I'd left in my car was covered in some creepy, pink gooey stuff. Under the freezing conditions, my lotion had exploded all over my notes and bag. FML

#7150726
21 comments

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On 01/04/2010 at 8:02pm - misc - by bandcamp926 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I woke up to realize that the guy who took my virginity last night also took my flat screen TV. FML

#7135131
60 comments

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On 01/03/2010 at 10:41pm - intimacy - by december2009 (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was sitting at the bar of a popular local restaurant. I sat there for a few hours and drank my sorrows away with the bartender. I thought she was pretty, and decided to give her a large tip. The tip sent me over my credit card limit, and the bartender is not single. FML

#7117686
65 comments

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On 01/03/2010 at 1:36am - misc - by halien1982 (man) - United States (Ohio)



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