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Today, I was at work as a musician, sitting on a piano bench. Suddenly I found myself at eye-level with the piano, dumped on the floor by the broken bench, with my legs splayed out. I felt like I picked the wrong day to wear a skirt to work - but the audience members all disagreed. FML

#11326623
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31222) - you deserved it (4223)

On 06/20/2010 at 3:21am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, my husband purposefully said something to upset me. When I asked why he would do that, he told me it was to test my Prozac. FML

#11189132
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30040) - you deserved it (4082)

On 06/14/2010 at 9:50am - health - by greenblue90 - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boyfriend lied about crashing his car just to avoid seeing me. FML

Today, it was my co-worker's birthday but she told me not to mention it. Feeling bad for her, I went out to buy her a card, a present, and even a small cake. It turns out that there was actually a party during our lunch break, and I was the only one in our office not invited. FML

#10983443
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38983) - you deserved it (3416)

On 06/05/2010 at 6:36am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I woke up at 10:30 feeling great and saying to myself, "Thank goodness it's the weekend!" I then realized it's Friday and I missed my final. FML

#10973350
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19864) - you deserved it (35683)

On 06/04/2010 at 7:58pm - misc - by H05T1L3 (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend is moving out to California to be with a girl he met while on Chatroulette. We broke up because he thought we were moving too fast. FML

#10779310
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32834) - you deserved it (3216)

On 05/26/2010 at 4:13pm - love - by Sarahfizzeller - United States (Ohio)

Today, I decided to fake it when my husband and I were making love. Afterwards, he told me that he could tell my head was "really in the game" and felt a stronger connection with me now and was glad I opened up and "let go" with him. FML

#9157788
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10373) - you deserved it (38472)

On 03/17/2010 at 11:46am - intimacy - by shouldabeenapornstar (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I dropped my car keys down the elevator shaft at my dorm. I had parked my car at a parking meter, and now had no way to get change out of my car. It took six hours for someone to get my keys, and I now have a $75 parking ticket. FML

#9128496
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25773) - you deserved it (4688)

On 03/16/2010 at 9:31am - misc - by Lea (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was daydreaming in bed when my phone rang from across the room. I scrambled out of my covers, tripped over a pair of boots I had by the bed, and slipped on some jeans laying on the floor. Luckily, I answered my phone in time, but only to have my mom tell me to clean my room before she got home. FML

#9105957
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7315) - you deserved it (28888)

On 03/15/2010 at 4:12pm - misc - by katharine (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boyfriend of almost a year and a half broke up with me when he decided he wasn't in love with me anymore. We gave our stuff back, he was joking and happy the whole time until I told him I was taking back my cat. At that point he burst into tears. FML

#9101035
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34810) - you deserved it (3758)

On 03/15/2010 at 11:27am - love - by stunned (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I went on my first date with a guy I really like. He completely ignored me. FML

#9065409
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28373) - you deserved it (4620)

On 03/14/2010 at 3:00am - love - by crapcrapcrap (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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