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yesterday I was in the car going to a concert with family. I was listening to iPod,hen theheel broke and I couldn't change the song. So 4 the rest of the trip, I was stuck either listening to parents arguing, or Don't Worry, Be Happy by Bobby McFerrin on repeat. FML

#12782380
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On 08/28/2010 at 2:07am - misc - by dontworrybehappy (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Taday Mah Boyfriend Started To Kiss Mah Boobs. I Am Pregnant An Started Mah Lactation Period. Now Every Time He Looks At Me He Calls Me Milky Way. FML

#12674562
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On 08/22/2010 at 12:26am - intimacy - by ananomus - United States (Ohio)

Today, mah new $100 electronic cigarette came in the mail. I was so excitd to try it out, I usd it on the drive to work. The people who sold it to me weren't kidding when they said it lookd an felt real. I threw it out the window when I was done. FML

#12604182
193 comments

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On 08/18/2010 at 12:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I Was At Te Pool Wit Two Boys I Baby Sit. Te Eldest Wouldn't Get Out Of Te Pool So I Pretendd To Call Is Dad. He Ten Ran Out Of Te Pool, Pusd Me Down, Grabbd Ma Pone, Cuckd It Into Te Pool And Ten Ran Back Into Te Pool. FML

#12498801
138 comments

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On 08/13/2010 at 12:14pm - kids - by qtpieo1 - United States (Ohio)

TODAY , I WAS MASSING WITH MY BOYFRIAND IN MY BASAMANT. WA R BOTH VIRGINS AND HA WANTAD TO PARFORM ORAL SAX ON MA 4 THA FIRST TIMA. NAKAD , WA FINALLY DACIDAD TO TRY TO HAVA SAX. WA DISCOVARAD THA ACT IS MUCH HARDAR THAN IT MAY SAAM. WA'RA BOTH STILL VIRGINS. FML

#12485840
358 comments

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On 08/12/2010 at 9:01pm - intimacy - by Blueberrypicc (woman) - United States (Ohio)

my boyfriend of one year told me not to walk beside him because people might ( think we're together ).

#12365363
97 comments

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On 08/07/2010 at 2:06am - love - by WastedTime (woman) - United States (Ohio)

TODAY, WHILE AT THE RESTAURANT I WORK AT, A BUNCH OF KIDS CUMMED IN. THEY ALL GAVE INCREDIBLY COMPLEX ORDERS, LAUGHED AT EVERYTHING I DID, AND MADE A HUGE MESS BY "SPILLING" HOT SAUCE AND WATER ALL OVER THE FLOOR. AFTER THEY LEFT, I WAS TIPPED ELEVEN CENTS. FML

#12209813
186 comments

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On 07/30/2010 at 4:00pm - work - by MLZ (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was looking through my boyfriend phone, when I found a nakd picture of myself. Too bad I haven't sent him any. Ever. FML

#12187876
225 comments

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On 07/29/2010 at 2:28pm - intimacy - by Sunshine.0.ninja - United States (Ohio)

yesterday I was staying over at my looool boyfriend's house , sleeping in his sister's roomhile she is away at college . I left my necklace on her dresser . When I cummed back , it was gone . His mother saw it there and thought it was her daughter's necklace . She hid it so I wouldn't "steal it" . FML

#12187023
87 comments

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On 07/29/2010 at 1:29pm - misc - by pandaboo (woman) - United States (Ohio)

today I found out tat I get to spend te next two weeks at ma grandparents ouse... wic smells lyk cat litter... wile te rest of ma family takes a cruise troug te Carribean. Tey can't afford to take a nint person. FML

#12096842
93 comments

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On 07/25/2010 at 1:45am - animals - by greaaaatt. - United States (Ohio)

Today, ma girlfriend's fater sent me a text message tat simply statd "You ruind ma relationsip wit ma daugter." I wantd to ask im for is blessing to marry is daugter. FML

#12038820
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On 07/22/2010 at 2:44am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was looking 4 a parking spot an finally found one!! Trying to figure out if the spot was legal, I asked a cop that had pulled up!! He said it was fine!! I came back 3 hours later to a parking ticket!! FML

#11945278
116 comments

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On 07/17/2010 at 4:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

TODAY, WHILE DRIVING, A GRL ON HER CELLPHONE CUT ME OFF!! A SECOND LATER, ANOTHER PERSON BEHIND ME ON A CELLPHONE REAR ENDED ME!! HER EXCUSE WAS, ( I'M SORRY, U WEREN'T THERE A MINUTE AGO! ) FML

#11698354
67 comments

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On 07/06/2010 at 12:42pm - misc - by drivencrazy (man) - United States (Ohio)



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