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Today, my best friend, with whom I have been in love for years, kissed me, hugged me, held my hand, hooked up with me and told me that he loved me more than anything and wanted to be with me... until he sobered up and his girlfriend got back to town. FML

#13972556
98 comments

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On 11/25/2010 at 8:41am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 4 years. I took the whole day to cook a nice meal, and stuck the ring in a cookie that I was going to give to her. In the middle of the dinner I was holding the cookie under the table, about to give it to her. My dog ate it. FML

#13962286
112 comments

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On 11/24/2010 at 2:06pm - love - by ryansmithho (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, everyone at work was demanding I stage a party at my house. I agreed to it and rushed home to tidy up before the guests arrived. No one showed up. FML

#13906681
55 comments

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On 11/20/2010 at 12:48am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I shadowed an ultrasound technician for my future career. She did an ultrasound on me to show me how to do the job. I found out I was pregnant. FML

#13863853
85 comments

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On 11/16/2010 at 10:34am - misc - by nicolette5785452 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I asked my boyfriend if I could call him "love muffin". He asked if he could call me "muffin top". FML

#13716117
138 comments

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On 11/04/2010 at 4:30pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I finally quit the job that I've been complaining about. Before I could tell my husband, he informed me that he had been laid off, and was thankful we still had my income. FML

#13514929
85 comments

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On 10/19/2010 at 7:06pm - money - by Sarah - United States (Ohio)

Today, the man who has been my stepfather for six years, has forgotten how old I am. However, he remembers exactly how much my real father owes him for child support. FML

#13512572
66 comments

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On 10/19/2010 at 3:15pm - money - by moe (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, as I put my 4 year old daughter in the car seat, she dropped her crayon. She then paused and matter-of-factly said, "Mommy, I don't say 'f***' anymore when I drop things." FML

#13450247
99 comments

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On 10/14/2010 at 8:25pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found out that the blind man I've been helping for months at the grocery store by carrying his shopping around and stuff was actually faking his blindness. FML

#13442719
90 comments

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On 10/14/2010 at 4:19am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was at work on a smoke break. I work at a truck stop, and it was around 2am. This old man pulls in and asks me if I would like to join him for some dinner. I said no, and told him I was working. He replies, "How much do you charge?" Apparently, even in sweats I look like a hooker. FML

#13326946
124 comments

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On 10/05/2010 at 5:41am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I boarded a trans-Atlantic flight by myself, and struck up a nice conversation with the passenger across the aisle. Before we even took off, the man in front of me unbuckled, stood to face me, and asked me to please shut the hell up. "It's a 9 hour flight, and you're VERY loud!" FML

#13275274
152 comments

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On 10/01/2010 at 10:32am - misc - by northernlass - United States (Ohio)

Today, I started a new job. I lost my work keys and had everyone running all over the building looking for them. We found them, hanging in the last lock I had used. They now all think I'm a nut. FML

#13256903
48 comments

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On 09/29/2010 at 10:57pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, the woman who sits behind me in class showed up. She shrieks in laughter until she has coughing fits every time anything even remotely sexual is mentioned, including evidence in sexual assault cases. Lectures are 3 hours long, twice a week, and I need this class to graduate. FML

#13241272
81 comments

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On 09/28/2010 at 9:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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