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Today, my little sister came to me crying about how everyone calls her a bad driver. I gave her a pep talk, an encouraging hug, and told her not to listen to negativity. Five minutes later she wrecked my car. FML

#19575852
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24718) - you deserved it (7886)

On 05/05/2012 at 2:24am - misc - by 464424 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I taught my friend how to use a staple gun. She taught me how to get staples out of my hand. FML

#19514784
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21725) - you deserved it (4091)

On 04/23/2012 at 12:21am - misc - by leprechaun23 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I realized that both my husband and son refer to me as "the bitch." FML

#19510821
280 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20299) - you deserved it (27924)

On 04/22/2012 at 11:34am - misc - by stoggie96 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I woke up and decided to make my mom a special Easter breakfast in bed. I pre-heated the oven to bake the sausage just the way she likes. Guess where my easter basket was. FML

#19429036
213 comments

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On 04/08/2012 at 10:30am - misc - by jess - United States (Ohio)

Today, I visited my gynecologist. As she had her fingers inside me she decided that was the perfect time to say, "I absolutely love your socks!" FML

#19379891
112 comments

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On 03/31/2012 at 12:22am - health - by GetHardOrGoHome - United States (Ohio)

Today, was the first day of my new job. My boss admitted that they hadn't cleaned the employee bathroom for over two months. My first task: clean the employee bathroom. FML

#19343109
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25097) - you deserved it (2016)

On 03/25/2012 at 3:12am - misc - by LesToiliettes - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was laying down in bed when my puppy decided to bite my ear. As I started laughing and pulling him off I noticed one of my $200 earrings got pulled off with it. And now I wait. FML

#19293168
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31061) - you deserved it (5221)

On 03/17/2012 at 10:16am - misc - by lizzie1833 - United States (Ohio)

Today, my girlfriend of three days asked if we could start naming our future children. FML

#19285505
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34801) - you deserved it (4685)

On 03/15/2012 at 10:21pm - love - by spermbankonlegs (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I'm so sick that I'm drinking fluids just to make it hurt less when I puke. FML

#19195188
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28414) - you deserved it (2371)

On 03/01/2012 at 11:17am - health - by cmoney6452 - United States (Ohio)

Today, it's my birthday. My fiancé decided to give me the gift of "freedom". That's how he put it, anyway. FML

#19183355
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32460) - you deserved it (2458)

On 02/28/2012 at 5:04pm - love - by salt. - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boyfriend poked me on Facebook. I got excited because this is as close as he's come to touching me in weeks. FML

#19112130
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29084) - you deserved it (4760)

On 02/19/2012 at 12:40am - love - by Skullie - United States (Ohio)

Today, my drunken mother woke up after having passed out and yelled at me for ditching school. It took half an hour to explain that it's 5:00, and I've already been to school. FML

#19106281
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29780) - you deserved it (1919)

On 02/18/2012 at 9:20am - health - by AnastasiyaNicholas - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was in a grocery store with my great-grandmother. It would've been nice to know she hadn't taken her medication before she started beating the cashier with her umbrella. FML

#19098452
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24560) - you deserved it (2134)

On 02/17/2012 at 3:01am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)



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