Today, I found out that I get to spend the next two weeks at my grandparents house, which smells like cat litter, while the rest of my family takes a cruise through the Carribean. They can't afford to take a ninth person. FML
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On 07/25/2010 at 1:45am - animals - by greaaaatt. - United States (Ohio)
Today, my girlfriend's father sent me a text message that simply stated "You ruined my relationship with my daughter." I wanted to ask him for his blessing to marry his daughter. FML
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On 07/22/2010 at 2:44am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I was looking for a parking spot and finally found one. Trying to figure out if the spot was legal, I asked a cop that had pulled up. He said it was fine. I came back 3 hours later to a parking ticket. FML
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On 07/17/2010 at 4:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, while driving, a girl on her cellphone cut me off. A second later, another person behind me on a cellphone rear ended me. Her excuse was, "I'm sorry, you weren't there a minute ago!" FML
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On 07/06/2010 at 12:42pm - misc - by drivencrazy (man) - United States (Ohio)
Today, my aunt and I wanted to do something nice. So we made cookies for a local nursing home. After tasting them, nobody ate any. FML
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On 06/30/2010 at 12:05am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Ohio)
Today, I was at work as a musician, sitting on a piano bench. Suddenly I found myself at eye-level with the piano, dumped on the floor by the broken bench, with my legs splayed out. I felt like I picked the wrong day to wear a skirt to work - but the audience members all disagreed. FML
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On 06/20/2010 at 3:21am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)
Today, after breaking up with my boyfriend, some of my friends decided to take me to a comedy club for a girls night. My friend's jealous husband decided he had to come along, then decided to invite my other friends' boyfriends. I ended up being the seventh wheel on a night meant to cheer me up. FML
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On 06/17/2010 at 11:20pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, my husband purposefully said something to upset me. When I asked why he would do that, he told me it was to test my Prozac. FML
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On 06/14/2010 at 9:50am - health - by greenblue90 - United States (Ohio)
Today, my boyfriend lied about crashing his car just to avoid seeing me. FML
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On 06/06/2010 at 8:40pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, it was my co-worker's birthday but she told me not to mention it. Feeling bad for her, I went out to buy her a card, a present, and even a small cake. It turns out that there was actually a party during our lunch break, and I was the only one in our office not invited. FML
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On 06/05/2010 at 6:36am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I woke up at 10:30 feeling great and saying to myself, "Thank goodness it's the weekend!" I then realized it's Friday and I missed my final. FML
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On 06/04/2010 at 7:58pm - misc - by H05T1L3 (man) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend is moving out to California to be with a girl he met while on Chatroulette. We broke up because he thought we were moving too fast. FML
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On 05/26/2010 at 4:13pm - love - by Sarahfizzeller - United States (Ohio)
Today, I decided to fake it when my husband and I were making love. Afterwards, he told me that he could tell my head was "really in the game" and felt a stronger connection with me now and was glad I opened up and "let go" with him. FML
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On 03/17/2010 at 11:46am - intimacy - by shouldabeenapornstar (woman) - United States (Ohio)
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