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Today, I had an allergic reaction to my deodorant. My armpits wouldn't stop itching, and by the time my shift was over, they were raw and bloody. FML

#18494919
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23853) - you deserved it (2301)

On 12/12/2011 at 3:23pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, saying we're too different. His only example? He likes ham and I don't. FML

#18490588
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26899) - you deserved it (3692)

On 12/11/2011 at 11:46pm - love - by PunkChik27 - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and gave his little speech, over the phone. He did all this while his ass was firmly planted in a chair in the next room. FML

#18487719
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21003) - you deserved it (1986)

On 12/11/2011 at 7:01pm - love - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I had to sit through chemistry class watching the kid in front of me slowly peel off the scabs on his arms, examine them, and then eat them. For an hour. FML

#18451156
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38923) - you deserved it (2474)

On 12/07/2011 at 6:35am - health - by cuppycakeslove - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found out I have to give my father-in-law back the football tickets he gave me for my birthday. Why? His girlfriend decided she wanted to go. He didn't get me a different gift. FML

#18434015
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22746) - you deserved it (2001)

On 12/05/2011 at 1:57am - misc - by Sal (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my dogs broke through our electric fence, one of whom managed to get his collar off. I picked it up and, without thinking, went across the fence line. I screamed like a chihuahua being run over by a bulldozer. FML

#18378000
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9863) - you deserved it (31736)

On 11/28/2011 at 6:54pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, we were going around the table, telling everyone what we were thankful for. My girlfriend said she was thankful for her vibrator, because I can't please her like it can. My family thought this was funny. FML

#18346597
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35600) - you deserved it (8082)

On 11/25/2011 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by notgoodenough - United States (Ohio)

Today, I introduced my Chinese-born girlfriend to the rest of the family. My uncle immediately blurted out, "He's dating a communist." FML

#18242988
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31650) - you deserved it (4189)

On 11/14/2011 at 12:23am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I sent the texts "I love and miss you babe;)." and "Shit wrong person." to my ex just so he would think I have a life. FML

#18234157
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16293) - you deserved it (53581)

On 11/13/2011 at 1:16am - love - by random person - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boyfriend drove me home. I mentioned how I had recently started my period and he freaked out, saying I would "leak" through my tampon onto his seat. He made me sit on towels all the way home. FML

#18196154
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35228) - you deserved it (5730)

On 11/08/2011 at 8:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, as I was walking back to my dorm, I looked down and thought "I wonder why the ground is wet in just this one spot." Then I got hit with a water balloon. FML

#18180694
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23230) - you deserved it (3683)

On 11/06/2011 at 11:50pm - misc - by Kirby - United States (Ohio)

Today, while I was shopping, I saw my old friend from high school. After a bit of talking, I ended up giving her my phone number. I wrote it on an old receipt. Little did I remember, the receipt was from when I bought lube and condoms. FML

#18146927
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12414) - you deserved it (25500)

On 11/03/2011 at 12:13pm - intimacy - by snownerd - United States (Ohio)

Today, I went grocery shopping. Being a bartender, I had a huge wad of dollar bills from cash tips. As I was counting them at the register, I looked at the cashier and joked, "You probably think I'm a stripper or something." He looked me up and down and said, "Uh... hell no." FML

#18129165
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21544) - you deserved it (20512)

On 11/01/2011 at 1:52pm - misc - by bakedplum (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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