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Today, after months of daily migraines and doctor's visits, I've now been told that my "temporary" hearing loss has nothing to do with my migraines, nor is it temporary at all. FML

#21524813
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19165) - you deserved it (1157)

On 02/10/2016 at 12:49pm - health - by make america date again (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, there was an issue with the sewage system at work. It smelled like somebody took a turd, left it in the sun to marinate, threw up on it, then put in the air conditioning to fill the store with nauseating stink. I nearly threw up multiple times because we weren't allowed to leave early. FML

#21524799
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17285) - you deserved it (1151)

On 02/10/2016 at 11:57am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I got into a car accident. The other driver was going so fast that when we hit, our cars positioned themselves to make it look like it was all my fault. He keeps blaming me for everything and the position of the cars doesn't help. FML

#21524343
72 comments

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On 02/09/2016 at 7:39am - misc - by Anon - United States (Ohio)

Today, my whack job of a father told my 8-year-old son that his cat deserves a bullet to the head for being so damn stupid. FML

Today, I donated blood for the first time. It wasn't until I passed out on the ice during hockey practice that I remembered the nurse warning me not to do any type of exercise. FML

#21519730
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10618) - you deserved it (17702)

On 01/26/2016 at 4:38pm - health - by ktm1313 - United States (Ohio)

Today, my girlfriend wasn't kidding when she said that if I hit her cervix just the 'right' way during sex, she'd puke. I was on the bottom. FML

Today, I met up with my dad for the first time in 7 years. We planned to go to a nice restaurant but he changed the place we were going to, to Chuck E. Cheese. I'm 18 years old. I waited an hour for him to show up. I then ended up babysitting his daughter the whole time. FML

#21517950
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21584) - you deserved it (1406)

On 01/21/2016 at 8:55pm - kids - by anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, while I was taking a shower, my boyfriend came into the bathroom to ask me a question. When I got out of the shower, I was greeted with a horrifying cutout of Michael Jackson. I fell backwards, shattering the glass shower door. I needed stitches. FML

Today, I put more effort into getting and keeping my Sims onto a good sleep schedule in order to properly take care of their needs than I did for myself. FML

#21516448
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16474) - you deserved it (7159)

On 01/18/2016 at 12:18am - health - by 221bcompanion - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML

#21513340
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9001) - you deserved it (72856)

On 01/09/2016 at 9:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I spent nearly an hour trying to take a decent photo for my dating site profile. Not 20 minutes after uploading it, I got a message saying "Srsly dude stop trying, u look like Rosie O'Donnell." FML

#21513083
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19894) - you deserved it (2097)

On 01/09/2016 at 12:38am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my grandfather showed up at my house in a panic. He rushed over, with a gun, because I wasn't answering his texts and he thought something had happened to me. I was asleep. FML

#21511770
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20770) - you deserved it (1991)

On 01/05/2016 at 12:44pm - misc - by notanightowlanymore (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my ex-boyfriend admitted the reason he broke up with me was because he cheated and felt awful about it. The girl is now pregnant, but he swears it isn't his. Guess we'll find out in a few months if my daughter has a sibling. FML

#21511205
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21801) - you deserved it (2083)

On 01/03/2016 at 11:57pm - intimacy - by loko0909 (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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