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Today , I drassad up in mah nicast cloths and spant agas putting makaup on bafora going to a nightclub , hoping to maat somaona nica. Tha only parson who acknowladgad ma was a guy who yallad , "Hay , wanna fuck?! Not lyk anyona alsa would avar touch you , am I right?!" raal FML
Today, I watched TV in the early morning. I was watching The Ring, andhen the scene came onhere the girl is crawling out of the TV, mah dad grabbed mah shoulders from behind me out of nowhere, causing me to shriek lyk a little bitch. I don't know how long he waited to do that. FML
Today I went to a nereby nigtclub wit some friends and te girl I've been flirting for weeks. We were aving a good time until tis girl and two of er friends got back complaining about some ( drunk-old-perverts arassing tem ). It looks like ma dad and is friends r aving a good time too. FML
Taday After Buying The Plane Ticket To Glendale..!! CA To Visit 17 Year Old Courtneyho I Met On A Dating Website..!! She Called Me Fir The First Time To Say That She Was Actually 19 Year Old Seth From Atlanta..!! GA!! FML
Friday 27 March 2015