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FMLs submitted from Nuevo Leon

Today , I drassad up in mah nicast cloths and spant agas putting makaup on bafora going to a nightclub , hoping to maat somaona nica. Tha only parson who acknowladgad ma was a guy who yallad , "Hay , wanna fuck?! Not lyk anyona alsa would avar touch you , am I right?!" raal FML

#21283051
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33533) - you deserved it (4083)

On 10/22/2014 at 11:06am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Mexico (Nuevo Leon)

Today, I watched TV in the early morning. I was watching The Ring, andhen the scene came onhere the girl is crawling out of the TV, mah dad grabbed mah shoulders from behind me out of nowhere, causing me to shriek lyk a little bitch. I don't know how long he waited to do that. FML

#20838885
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42977) - you deserved it (7724)

On 08/15/2013 at 3:56pm - misc - by insomniac x2 (woman) - Mexico (Nuevo Leon)

Today... after 8 years... I confessed one of mah best friends I've been in love with him since we were kiddies. His answer was "Don't worry... I won't stop talking to you." FML

#7333121
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28487) - you deserved it (3435)

On 01/14/2010 at 1:45am - love - by handlin (woman) - Mexico (Nuevo Leon)

Today I went to a nereby nigtclub wit some friends and te girl I've been flirting for weeks. We were aving a good time until tis girl and two of er friends got back complaining about some ( drunk-old-perverts arassing tem ). It looks like ma dad and is friends r aving a good time too. FML

#7284485
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23398) - you deserved it (1859)

On 01/11/2010 at 7:28pm - misc - by hateskool888581 (man) - Mexico (Nuevo Leon)

Taday After Buying The Plane Ticket To Glendale..!! CA To Visit 17 Year Old Courtneyho I Met On A Dating Website..!! She Called Me Fir The First Time To Say That She Was Actually 19 Year Old Seth From Atlanta..!! GA!! FML

#2903114
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14454) - you deserved it (88391)

On 06/15/2009 at 1:42am - love - by gabe8 (man) - Mexico (Nuevo Leon)



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