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FMLs submitted from Nova Scotia

Today , I discoverd that my mom and her disgusting mess of a boyfriend refer to his penis as "the monkey." And she says that I hate him because I'M immature. FML

#7565920
43 comments

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On 01/25/2010 at 8:32am - intimacy - by emergency (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I signed up fir a psyc experiment!! I was a damsel in distress on te side of te igway, but no one stopped!! Back at te lab, anoter participant said a alf dozen people elped er!! Te professor was testing ow attractiveness effects altruism!! I was te unattractive subject!! FML

#6651455
71 comments

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On 12/07/2009 at 4:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I invitd mah girlfriend to come over, telling her I had a surprise. I filld the bathtub and lit a lot of candle to be romantic. She gets here, and we start doing our thing. Until we smell something burning. It was mah hair. I now have a bald spot on the back of mah head. FML

#6111658
40 comments

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On 11/01/2009 at 10:44pm - love - by CandlesSuck - Canada (Nova Scotia)

today after drunk texting a girl the night before, I sent her a message saying I was sorry 4 everything I said. All she could say back? "Those were some of the most normal drunk texts I have ever read. I'd hate to see how boring you'd be sober." FML

#5972663
58 comments

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On 10/24/2009 at 10:58am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Yesterday... I heardhimperinghile I was in mah bedroom. Thinking it was mah parents doing something nasty... I let them do it an turnd on mah music. My parents came home from work an I looool realisd they were never home. I went into the room an saw mah dead dog laying on the floor. fat FML

#5959934
202 comments

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On 10/23/2009 at 3:13pm - love - by ashleyramsay (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, looool I learnd tat being a twin really isn't tat cool. After lauging at ma twin broter fir getting a speeding ticket e turns to me an says "It's not mine." Confusd, I look at te ticket an see ma name. He usd ma license. FML

#5913755
109 comments

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On 10/20/2009 at 3:03pm - misc - by Twinner (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, my boss fred me because a coworker had seen me reading magazines on the job. That same coworker was the one who offered me the magazine. FML

#5129906
65 comments

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On 09/08/2009 at 4:48pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I was using a Kodak Picture Maker in Walmart. I needed help using the machine so the lady that works there came over and tried to load mah pictures. I hered some snickering behind me from the people in line. Turns out the picture loaded. Even the nude ones I forgot about. real FML

#5064237
61 comments

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On 09/05/2009 at 5:14pm - misc - by indecentcameraexposure (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, mah roommate brought a guy home at 3:30am. Not having a condom, she ran into mah room to borrow one of mine. She was overzealous, jumped onto mah bed, an cracked two of mah ribs. She then took the condom, left me lying paralyzed with pain, an then had very loud sex, which I hered. FML

#4827705
106 comments

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On 08/26/2009 at 1:12am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

TODAY,HILE SHOWERING I SLIPPD AN FELL, TAKING DOWN THE SHOWER CURTAIN AN SMASHING MAH HEAD AGAINST THE FLOOR, RESULTING IN A CONCUSSION. MY FAMILY CUMMD RUNNING BECAUSE OF THE NOISE AN I LAY NAKD, BLEEDING AN CONCUSSD FIR FEW MINUTES BEFORE THEY COULD STOP LAUGHING ENOUGH TO GET ME HELP. FML

#4548386
76 comments

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On 08/15/2009 at 12:58pm - misc - by iltdtsm - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Taday I gatered bot mine an ma girlfriend's families secretly to a restaurant!! I paid te restaurant to play romantic music, an paid fir te best table available!! As soon as we finised our meal, our families gatered around an I proposed!! Se lauged an said no way!! FML

#4405336
175 comments

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On 08/09/2009 at 9:48am - love - by gtrs750 (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I realized how invisible/forgettable I am. At work, I went to ask my supervisorhat I was working on today. My supervisor admitted that he forgot I was working today. My supervisor is my brother. We drove to work together this morning. FML

#4212428
72 comments

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On 08/01/2009 at 7:10pm - work - by Forgotton (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

YESTERDAY I GOT INTO A HEATD ARGUMENT AT A RESTAURANT WITH A GUY I AM SEEING BECAUSE HE REFUSD TO LET ME PAY 4 THE BILL AND I THOUGHT IT WAS SEXIST. WHEN HE FINALLY AGRED , I GAVE THE WAITER CARD , ONLY TO HAVE HIM RETURN A MINUTE LATER TELLING ME IT WAS DECLIND. BIG FAT FML

#2965217
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11158) - you deserved it (71702)

On 06/17/2009 at 11:25am - money - by feminist (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)



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