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Today , mah family came back from holiday to discover that mah little sister had messed with the cat flap before we left . Several stray cats were able to come in , but were unable to get out , an left shit in variou areas around the house . FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29161) - you deserved it (3919)

On 03/26/2011 at 3:27pm - animals - by cathouse (woman) - United Kingdom (North Down)

Today My Boyfriend Of Over A Year And I Were Discussing How Neither Of Us Is The Other's Usual 'type'. I Explaind That I Usually Go 4 Insular Asshole Types And Then Askd Him What Made Me Different From His Usual Choices. He Said 'Oh Well I Usually Go 4 The Attractive Ones.' Mega FML

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I agree, your life sucks (66345) - you deserved it (10696)

On 03/18/2009 at 8:35am - misc - by aphre - United Kingdom (North Down)



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