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FMLs submitted from North Dakota

Today, I learned my neighbor can access my wireless printer from his house after it started printing off pictures of what I'm assuming is his penis. FML

#20461046
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34037) - you deserved it (6065)

On 01/15/2013 at 4:58pm - intimacy - by itsrathersmall (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, was my birthday. Today was also the day that my mom's cat died four years ago. She was too busy crying and looking at old photos of her beloved cat to even wish me a happy birthday. FML

#20444416
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20418) - you deserved it (1580)

On 01/06/2013 at 12:59am - misc - by Birthday girl (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, the car in front of me in the drop-off area at my son's school parked, and the driver got out. I basically leaned on my horn and gave her every dirty look in the book. She said nothing but stared at me as she opened the back of her van to unload her child's wheelchair. I'm an asshole. FML

#20172167
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6715) - you deserved it (49230)

On 11/21/2012 at 9:03am - kids - by AHole (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, a woman stopped me and started chewing me out for wearing a pentagram necklace. I explained to her that is wasn't a pentagram, it was a Star of David. She continued chewing me out because apparently that still means I hate Jesus. FML

#20097322
178 comments

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On 10/01/2012 at 8:11pm - misc - by raz (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I passed out in my car in a McDonald's parking lot. I got woken up by a cop. FML

#19764261
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10435) - you deserved it (6818)

On 06/10/2012 at 3:46am - misc - by yeyt209 - United States (North Dakota)

Today, my boyfriend came home, chugged a beer, and passed out in our bed without saying hello or goodnight to me. I've been on vacation for a week and was hoping to cuddle. But no, if I try to touch him, he hits me and growls. FML

#18382855
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23085) - you deserved it (4675)

On 11/29/2011 at 3:00am - love - by LadyDean - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I pressed snooze on my alarm clock for one of the first times ever. I ended up being late to my 8am class, and when I showed up, I couldn't start the projector. I called Tech Support. They came... and pushed the large button labeled "power." The whole class laughed. FML

Today, I was given an entire week of detention for planking on my school desk. FML

#18008479
316 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12199) - you deserved it (53707)

On 10/17/2011 at 6:05pm - misc - by planking champion (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, my cats found my box of condoms. This is the third one they've chewed up. The worst part? They've gotten more use out of them in the last two months than I have. FML

#17557717
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22688) - you deserved it (5938)

On 08/23/2011 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by lonely (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I was playing at a bingo hall, when I got a bingo for $50. I got so excited that I accidentally yelled, "Holy fuck!" They kicked me out. I didn't get the money. FML

#16381910
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14543) - you deserved it (37349)

On 05/28/2011 at 1:27am - money - by greenhide8 - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I got my first kiss. He had an allergic reaction to my chapstick, and broke out in hives. FML

#15391522
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34903) - you deserved it (4246)

On 03/19/2011 at 11:30pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I discovered out of the 20 job applications only one job called me for an interview. They told me to leave after two sentences. FML

#14954069
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18451) - you deserved it (5968)

On 02/13/2011 at 12:31am - work - by jobless - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I called up Verizon Wireless to "complain" about my phone service. I really had nothing to complain about, I was just that lonely that I wanted someone to talk to. FML

#14065426
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12514) - you deserved it (18737)

On 12/02/2010 at 10:22pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Dakota)



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