Today, at physical therapy the girl next to me had a blue armband. I said "hey sweet ipod". She said, "actually i have diabetes." FML
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On 02/16/2009 at 8:31pm - health - by LA (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, in the middle of dinner, I went to rest my chin on my hand, missed, and stuck the straw from my drink straight up my nose. FML
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On 02/16/2009 at 6:36pm - love - by EK (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I took my friend to buy a pregancy test. She took it and it came out negative. I decided to re-pee on it to be funny...it turned to positive. FML
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On 02/12/2009 at 11:34am - misc - by whybia (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I was talking with some of my friends who are girls. They were all complaining about how there was no good boys left to ask to the Sadie Hawkins Dance. Hoping for an invite I mentioned I was still availiable. They just laughed at me and invited me to come dress shopping with them. FML
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On 02/09/2009 at 6:47pm - misc - by Noname (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, after leaving a store I got stuck at a red light. A car pulled up next to me and there was a half retarded man jerking his junk at me. Nasty image burned into my corneas forever. FML
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On 02/07/2009 at 8:23pm - misc - by Noname - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I was talking to a guy at the bar and I told him I was a biology major, he promptly said NEXT and moved on to the girl beside me. FML
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On 02/07/2009 at 2:07am - misc - by biomajor (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML
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On 02/06/2009 at 2:23pm - misc - by Noname - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I committed to babysitting on Valentine's Day not because I needed the money, but because I just got dumped. FML
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On 02/06/2009 at 2:16pm - misc - by alone (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I was awarding medals to finalists in a school club. While putting one around someones neck, I ended up poking a girl in the eye. She tried to be a trooper by continuing to walk across stage but i guess her eyes got really watery because she missed the step and fell, breaking her ankle. FML
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On 02/05/2009 at 3:13pm - misc - by Craig (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I went to the doctor's office because I was sick. The male nurse led me back and when he weighed me, he said "Why do I get all the beefy girls today?". FML
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On 02/05/2009 at 5:05am - health - by makinascene (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, my friend's son asked me how much coke costs in this place. I told him "about a dollar?" He said "wow, that's really cheap for blow." He's 10. FML
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On 02/03/2009 at 6:55pm - kids - by Morgan (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I found FML for the first time in class, and literally laughed out loud in the middle of the lecture in front of 200 classmates. Today's lecture? The cruelties of slavery. FML
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On 02/03/2009 at 5:55pm - work - by kprice6 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I walked in on my porn addicted roommate watching a gynecologist exam online. He asked me to watch it with him. FML
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On 02/03/2009 at 4:38pm - intimacy - by Escape! (man) - United States (North Carolina)
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