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FMLs submitted from North Carolina

Today, I discovered my former boss from the job I quit 3 months is now my boss at my new job. He was the reason I quit my old job. FML

#11602306
57 comments

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On 07/02/2010 at 12:21am - work - by lmao4eva93 - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my boyfriend of over 2 years said he wants to get married before he leaves for basic training. Not because he loves me, but because he'll get paid more if he's married. This is the only time he's been excited about marriage. FML

#11383456
173 comments

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On 06/22/2010 at 4:12pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my boss told me I was fired 3 weeks ago because there was no money to pay me, meaning that I worked the last three weeks for free. FML

#11198963
102 comments

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On 06/14/2010 at 7:39pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I went to my boyfriend's mom's house for the first time. They had a cook-out so I got to meet his whole entire family. I went into the kitchen to find a huge picture of his ex-girlfriend on his mom's fridge. FML

#11163519
96 comments

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On 06/13/2010 at 3:48am - love - by Yup (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my dad decided that my diploma makes a good pen-tester. FML

#11111501
174 comments

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On 06/10/2010 at 8:57pm - misc - by dominator152 - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my kitchen sink was clogged. I poured a bottle of Drano down and came back two hours later. The clog is still there, but the glue on the pipe is not and now there is Drano-water all over the floor, staining and dissolving everything in my kitchen. FML

#10615901
76 comments

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On 05/18/2010 at 9:23pm - misc - by MisterT (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I came home after ten hours at work to find my unemployed wife and 4 kids sprawled out watching TV waiting for me to get home and cook for them. I had to wash all the dishes first because they didn't feel like getting up or helping. FML

#10499435
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38817) - you deserved it (8260)

On 05/13/2010 at 12:07am - work - by justkillm3 - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I discovered the same erotic pictures my wife emailed to me while I was deployed were emailed to several other guys by her. FML

#10120453
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36257) - you deserved it (2691)

On 04/24/2010 at 7:38pm - love - by ncjarhead (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I took a picture of my boobs and sent it to my boyfriend, only to realize after I hit "send" that I had sent them to the taxi driver (my last phone call) who had just dropped me off at my house. He won't stop calling my phone now. FML

#9950878
157 comments

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On 04/17/2010 at 7:37pm - intimacy - by BoobSicle (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, while taking a shower, a spider fell from the ceiling onto my foot. I took down my shower head to wash it down the drain, and in the process, got soap in my eye and rammed my head into the wall. FML

#9077477
155 comments

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On 03/14/2010 at 4:30pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, after a horrible day at school, I went through the McDonald's drive thru for an ice cream cone. Everything went well until I had to pull a sharp turn. The ice cream is now no longer on the cone, but instead all over my hands, face, steering wheel, and the carpet. FML

#9074868
143 comments

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On 03/14/2010 at 2:29pm - work - by teachingsucks (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, while cleaning my car, I found my mother's underwear in the backseat. She'd borrowed my car last weekend because hers had been in the shop and she'd been called in to work. I see she put in for overtime. FML

#9001773
157 comments

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On 03/11/2010 at 6:00pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)



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