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Today, I accidentally let a huge one rip while tending to an older patient at the nursing home where I work. The patient passed away shortly thereafter. Coincidence? FML

#21116703
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I agree, your life sucks (41589) - you deserved it (6662)

On 04/18/2014 at 9:19pm - work - by Anonymous - Norway (Nordland)

Today, I realized just how clingy my boyfriend is, when he pulled out in the middle of sex, lay down and hugged me, and said in his "adorable" voice that he didn't really want to have sex, but cuddle. I wouldn't mind if it didn't happen so often. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28933) - you deserved it (4572)

On 09/25/2012 at 1:42pm - intimacy - by orgasmsareoverratedanyway (woman) - Norway (Nordland)

Today, it's been three weeks since I started using a hair-growth shampoo in the hopes of combating my balding. All it's done so far is make the hair I do have monstrously bushy, both upstairs and down. FML

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117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17722) - you deserved it (3879)

On 05/21/2012 at 6:47pm - health - by bear - Norway (Nordland)



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