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Today, I went to the pharmacy and asked the very attractive pharmacist what to do about the terrible itching under my cast. She told me to be a man and deal with it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9995) - you totally deserved it (3935)

On 03/03/2010 at 11:46am - health - by brokenarm (man) - Germany (Niedersachsen)

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Today, I was driving on the motorway when a cop car made me stop. It was a routine check and when they said "Have you been drinking?" of course I said no. To that, my 6 year old sitting in the back screamed "Yes he did! He's lying I saw him drink!" I had drunk a milkshake. FML

#2593679 (375)

I agree, your life sucks (57133) - you totally deserved it (2389)

On 06/04/2009 at 8:17am - kids - by Kimmiko (woman) - Germany (Niedersachsen)

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