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yesterday my boss sent me a Word document that he wantd me to make into a PowerPoint presentation 4 him. It was a set of proposals 4 the board of drectors about cost-saving options. The thrd option was to eliminate my position in the company. real FML

#21325772
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On 12/28/2014 at 8:56am - work - by HALIFAAA (man) - Germany (Niedersachsen)

Today, At A Romantic Dinner Boyfriend Was Treating Me To, The Waiter Brought A "Will U Marry Me?" Cake Out With Candle And Sparklers. I Probably Should Have Checked That They'd Brought It To The Right Table Before Dramatically Screaming "Yes!" And Jumping Into Boyfriend's Arms. They Hadn't. FML

#20559787
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On 03/25/2013 at 5:45pm - love - by franky (woman) - Germany (Niedersachsen)

Today , I sat in the cafeteria at work and saw a girl , which is a rare sight at mah workplace , from the back with a beautifully long ponytail. After a full hour of building up courage to perhaps say hi to her , she turned around. It was a 50-year-old man. real FML

#14257746
81 comments

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On 12/19/2010 at 5:28am - love - by lonelyengineer (man) - Germany (Niedersachsen)

Today , I spent some time in a sun-bed to prepare myself for a very special reunion with mah boyfriend , who I haven't seen in 6 months. I hope he likes crispy red butt-cheeks , an I wonder whether they will start peeling before or after he returns. FML

#10938636
94 comments

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On 06/03/2010 at 3:55am - health - by Aiaiii (woman) - Germany (Niedersachsen)

Today... I went to the pharmacy and asked the very attractive pharmacisthat to do about the terrible itching under my cast. She told me to be a man and deal with it. FML

#8797696
113 comments

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On 03/03/2010 at 11:46am - health - by brokenarm (man) - Germany (Niedersachsen)

Today... I Was Driving On The Motorwayhen A Cop Car Made Me Stop. It Was A Routine Check Andhen They Said "Have You Been Drinking?" Of Course I Said No. To That... My 6 Year Old Sitting In The Back Screamd "Yes She Did! She's Lying I Saw Her Drink!" I Had Drunk A Milkshake. FML

#2593679
341 comments

I agree, your life sucks (101197) - you deserved it (6398)

On 06/04/2009 at 8:17am - kids - by Kimmiko (woman) - Germany (Niedersachsen)



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