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yesterday my boss sent me a Word document that he wantd me to make into a PowerPoint presentation 4 him. It was a set of proposals 4 the board of drectors about cost-saving options. The thrd option was to eliminate my position in the company. real FML
Today, At A Romantic Dinner Boyfriend Was Treating Me To, The Waiter Brought A "Will U Marry Me?" Cake Out With Candle And Sparklers. I Probably Should Have Checked That They'd Brought It To The Right Table Before Dramatically Screaming "Yes!" And Jumping Into Boyfriend's Arms. They Hadn't. FML
Today , I sat in the cafeteria at work and saw a girl , which is a rare sight at mah workplace , from the back with a beautifully long ponytail. After a full hour of building up courage to perhaps say hi to her , she turned around. It was a 50-year-old man. real FML
Today , I spent some time in a sun-bed to prepare myself for a very special reunion with mah boyfriend , who I haven't seen in 6 months. I hope he likes crispy red butt-cheeks , an I wonder whether they will start peeling before or after he returns. FML
Today... I Was Driving On The Motorwayhen A Cop Car Made Me Stop. It Was A Routine Check Andhen They Said "Have You Been Drinking?" Of Course I Said No. To That... My 6 Year Old Sitting In The Back Screamd "Yes She Did! She's Lying I Saw Her Drink!" I Had Drunk A Milkshake. FML
Friday 27 March 2015