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Today, I played a friendly prank on my dad, loosening the legs of his chair so it would fall apart when he sat on it. He responded by making me stand outside and watch as he keyed both sides of my car, front to back, as punishment. FML

#20944097
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I agree, your life sucks (34967) - you deserved it (40395)

On 11/03/2013 at 4:32pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Cyprus (Nicosia)

Today, my husband was arrested for having sex in public. FML

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120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45303) - you deserved it (4443)

On 03/10/2013 at 2:50pm - love - by ifhehadadickforaheaditdbefuckingsmall (woman) - Cyprus (Nicosia)

Today, after I sent around 300 entries to a competition hosted by a deodorant company where the main prize is a trip to Hawaii, spending around 5 hours sending the entries, I won a deodorant. FML

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137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10939) - you deserved it (32687)

On 12/16/2011 at 9:59am - money - by mr.nobody (woman) - Cyprus (Nicosia)



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