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Today, I was issued with a £60 fine for being parked in a supermarket car-park for more than 3 hours. I work there. FML

#19491835
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I agree, your life sucks (16339) - you deserved it (1330)

On 04/18/2012 at 7:51pm - work - by mitchell904 - United Kingdom (Newport)

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Today, I found out my boyfriend only dates me because I look a bit like his favourite porn star. FML

#5772637
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15873) - you deserved it (2635)

On 10/11/2009 at 6:58am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Newport)

Today, I was working as a waitress at a wedding. I was trying to clear the tables as quickly as possible and decided to place a half bowl of soup on top of the pile of plates I was carrying. As I was hurrying back to the kitchen I tripped and spilt the soup all over the bride's ivory dress. FML

#2631583
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40422) - you deserved it (17629)

On 06/05/2009 at 1:57pm - work - by badwaitress (woman) - United Kingdom (Newport)



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