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  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
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FMLs submitted from Newport

Today, I found out my boyfriend only dates me because I look a bit like his favourite porn star. FML

#5772637 (83)

I agree, your life sucks (14278) - you deserved it (2436)

On 10/11/2009 at 6:58am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Newport)

Today, I was working as a waitress at a wedding. I was trying to clear the tables as quickly as possible and decided to place a half bowl of soup on top of the pile of plates I was carrying. As I was hurrying back to the kitchen I tripped and spilt the soup all over the bride's ivory dress. FML

#2631583 (155)

I agree, your life sucks (38719) - you deserved it (16787)

On 06/05/2009 at 1:57pm - work - by badwaitress (woman) - United Kingdom (Newport)