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FMLs submitted from Newfoundland and Labrador

Today, doctor bookd me in for an STD test. I was feeling confident until he explaind it will involve having a catheter insertd into piss pipe. He shook his head sadly and said: ( Gonna be honest, Steve, the pain's beyond belief. ) Great. FML

#19284993
203 comments

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On 03/15/2012 at 9:18pm - intimacy - by 0stvn0 (man) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, I kindly askd my crazy roommate to move out. She answerd by stuffing raw hamburger meat down all the drain in the apartment. FML

#18260182
101 comments

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On 11/15/2011 at 11:15pm - misc - by ledon (woman) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, I cummed home to visit my family after a year at college. Expecting to impress them, I proudly informed them that I now speak fluent Swedish. Imagine my surprisehen my mother said, "That's a useless language" and everyone agreed. FML

#17682906
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25819) - you deserved it (6540)

On 09/06/2011 at 8:01pm - misc - by jag talar (man) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

2day I found out that if I don't get fillings in at least ten of mah teeth within the next year, I could lose them all. I'm 19. FML

#17489805
233 comments

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On 08/16/2011 at 12:16pm - health - by gkid92 - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, mah pants felt a little looser than usual. Thinking I'd lost weight, I proudly went about mah day. It wasn't until much later that I realisd I hadn't lost any weight at all; mah fly was down. FML

#16284011
84 comments

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On 05/21/2011 at 5:16pm - misc - by woodchuck0022 - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today , I took my 6 year old son to meet our new nieghbours. When we got home he packed his bags an headed 4 the door. Once he reached the door , I asked where he was going. He replied , "To the nieghbours'. They have a bigger television." fat FML

#16256020
71 comments

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On 05/19/2011 at 7:05pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, I went to mah Calculus lecture, one of a class of 200 people. As I lookd down I noticd that a guy a few rows in front of me was on Facebook. When I took a closer look, I noticd he was viewing mah profile. He stalkd the profile 4 a full 45 minutes. I have never met this guy in mah life. mega FML

#13963928
160 comments

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On 11/24/2010 at 5:00pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Yesterday, for my boyfriend's 19th brthday, I decidd to dress up as a sexy cat grl for him, complete with ears, tail, matching sexy underwear, collar and leash. He wouldn't stop laughing. FML

#13515175
173 comments

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On 10/19/2010 at 7:24pm - intimacy - by failed_catgirl (woman) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting 4 him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to fine his dad staring at me. FML

#12908327
118 comments

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On 09/04/2010 at 10:22pm - misc - by jentea (woman) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, I walked in on my cat trying to mate with my favorite sweater. FML

#12226280
140 comments

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On 07/31/2010 at 1:04pm - intimacy - by anon - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, I had sex 4 the frst time in months . His apology took longer than the sex did . FML

#10433797
72 comments

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On 05/09/2010 at 10:15am - intimacy - by izzie (woman) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, I Want Out On A Data With A Guy Significantly Oldar Than Mysalf. I Told Him I Raally Likad Him Cuz I Can Hava An Intalligant Convarsation With Him, Unlika Most Guys My Aga. Ha Told Ma Ha Just Wantad To Gat Into My Pants. Fat FML

#7638803
160 comments

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On 01/28/2010 at 8:59am - love - by thisucks (woman) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

TODAY, I ENTERD MAH BEDROOM, READY TO PLAY SOME COD ON MAH XBOX 360. INSTEAD, I FIND A NOTE WHERE MAH XBOX USD TO BE. IT READ "YOU THINK U CAN CHEAT ON ME AN GET AWAY WITH IT? FUCK YOU. I SMASHD THE HELL OUT OF YOUR STUPID XBOX." IT WAS SIGND BY MAH GRLFRIEND. I NEVER CHEATD ON HER. FML

#7185908
191 comments

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On 01/06/2010 at 7:29pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)



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