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Today, I finished my classwork and my homework early. Since we weren't allowed to leave the room, I decided to draw. My teacher noticed and gave me detention for "goofing off" when I should be doing my work. When I told the teacher I was already done, they gave me a second detention for "attempting to defy them". FML

#8410028
219 comments

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On 02/18/2010 at 3:12pm - misc - by fannylover (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my mom called asking for advice on how to flirt with her personal trainer. I thought she was joking and asked her what Dad would think. Turns out they're getting divorced. They decided this three weeks ago. No one told me. FML

#8396917
57 comments

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On 02/18/2010 at 1:06am - misc - by ApparentlyEmo (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my husband decided to be helpful and do all the laundry, including pre-treating all the stains. He felt that Clorox Clean-Up with Bleach would be the most effective. FML

#8374594
152 comments

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On 02/17/2010 at 1:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, at work a really hot guy came up to me and asked "what are your hours?" Excited, I told him I get off at 4 but might be able to get out sooner. He started laughing and then said "I meant your store hours". He turned around and walked away, shaking his head and laughing. FML

#8293432
130 comments

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On 02/15/2010 at 9:29am - work - by Dumbdumb (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I messaged my sister on Facebook chat. We always start our conversations with "HEY SLUT" or "HEY WHORE" etc. It wasn't my sister. However, her boyfriend's mom has a great first impression of me. FML

#8200011
115 comments

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On 02/13/2010 at 9:53am - misc - by Anon (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I got a rose from my boyfriend. The card read "it's over". FML

#8170663
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30828) - you deserved it (2560)

On 02/12/2010 at 3:19pm - love - by blacklove (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out the guy I've been dating is heavily into a mystical card game and spends all of his money going to "Magic" card conventions across the country. FML

#8153164
357 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13167) - you deserved it (27109)

On 02/12/2010 at 12:03am - love - by anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, we had our second snow day in a row, something that never happens. So while the rest of school got to sleep late, I had to wake up early, get dressed, and go to my bus stop because my mom didn't believe me. FML

#8153110
127 comments

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On 02/12/2010 at 12:02am - misc - by goestoschoolonsnowdays - United States (New York)

Today, I found out the crappy shampoo I've been borrowing from my girlfriend is actually "feminine wash." FML

#8140774
113 comments

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On 02/11/2010 at 7:47pm - misc - by SummersEve (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I drove my ex-boyfriend home from dropping his car at the garage for new tires. On the way, I drove past my house where my boyfriend was sitting in the driveway ready to surprise me. My boyfriend watched us drive by. FML

#8067680
128 comments

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On 02/09/2010 at 9:52pm - love - by caughttt (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend when he reminded me that I needed to cut my toe nails. FML

#8062082
50 comments

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On 02/09/2010 at 7:56pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I am meeting my boyfriend's very conservative parents for the first time, so I decided to dress appropriately and curl my hair to match. In so doing, I accidentally touched the iron to my neck, and now I have a burn there that closely resembles a hickey. FML

#7876510
159 comments

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On 02/04/2010 at 1:28pm - love - by Minabee (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend of three years who I helped through drug rehab and find employment in my office left me for someone else. His explanation was that now that his "head is not clouded with chemicals" and he "makes decent money", he wants to settle down with someone worthy of him. FML

#7858295
118 comments

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On 02/03/2010 at 9:17pm - love - by dracer (woman) - United States (New York)



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