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FMLs submitted from New York

Today, I got on a two hour train ride to go to a concert. I had been so caught up in handling the train tickets that halfway to the concert, I realized I had left the concert tickets on my dresser. FML

#19981303
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21320) - you deserved it (7870)

On 07/24/2012 at 9:54am - misc - by sirensaresexy - United States (New York)

Today, I found a tick half-buried in my nipple. FML

#19971025
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27872) - you deserved it (2944)

On 07/21/2012 at 10:30pm - health - by Luna - United States (New York)

Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML

#19940752
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8635) - you deserved it (28485)

On 07/15/2012 at 10:42am - misc - by Taylor - United States (New York)

Today, I spent my entire paycheck on a new summer wardrobe. I then left my shopping bags on the train. FML

#19925066
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14473) - you deserved it (32785)

On 07/11/2012 at 8:02pm - money - by Ashley - United States (New York)

Today, while looking through pictures of my boyfriend and me on Facebook, I noticed that in practically every single one featuring my best friend, his eyes are directed down her shirt. FML

#19905936
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25003) - you deserved it (3346)

On 07/07/2012 at 6:00pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I woke up to my drunk great grandfather peeing on my cat and thinking it was absolutely hysterical. This isn't the first time and he just moved in with me for the next six weeks. FML

#19894625
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19604) - you deserved it (1826)

On 07/05/2012 at 9:38am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, while walking around my college campus, I passed by a dorm where a drunk guy was peeing out one of the top floor windows while his drunk friends cheered him on. That guy is my boyfriend. Lucky me. FML

#19883024
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19104) - you deserved it (6076)

On 07/02/2012 at 9:53pm - misc - by 21! (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend got a tattoo of a Rainbow Dash over her pubic mound. Now whenever I go down on her, I'll be eye-to-eye with an adorable pony that shits rainbows. FML

#19881608
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30805) - you deserved it (4823)

On 07/02/2012 at 3:53pm - intimacy - by nobrony (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was fired for using violence and intimidation in the work place. I was a bouncer at a strip club. FML

#19869373
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23160) - you deserved it (3103)

On 06/30/2012 at 1:08am - work - by John - United States (New York)

Today, a homeless man asked me for money in a train station bathroom. When I told him I had no money he left. He then returned only to pour a bottle full of urine on my head while I was in the stall. I use a metro card. I honestly had no money. FML

#19861588
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28882) - you deserved it (1796)

On 06/28/2012 at 5:20pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I got lunch with a girl I really like. On the way, for some idiotic reason I decided it would be a good idea to show off by jumping up to high-five the red hand on a traffic sign. I ended up slipping and slamming full-force into the pole. I now have a bruise on my face. FML

#19826088
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6244) - you deserved it (31990)

On 06/21/2012 at 9:28pm - love - by a stupid jackass (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I saw an old man struggling with three bags, so I offered to carry them for him. He must not have heard me because when I bent down to take the bags, he thought I was stealing them and punched me in the face. FML

#19820336
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20064) - you deserved it (3387)

On 06/20/2012 at 7:27pm - misc - by punchedhelper (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, the Jehovah's Witnesses witnessed me whacking off on my couch. FML



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