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Today... new creative writing teacher informed the class that we should consult him before writing anything "dark or disturbing." I only took the class because therapist recommended that I join the class so I could freely expres darker thought without her help or a fear of being judged. FML
Today, I turned around after loading the washing machine to discover mah husband's 89-year-old grandmother dropping her pants. She looked at me and said, "I hope u don't mind but when u got to go, u got to go." She then sat down on the toilet and let out a loud, long fart. real FML
Today, I Asked Mah Boss For A Raise, Explaining That Another Shop Offered Me A Job At A Higher Rate, But I Would Stay If He Would Offer Me The Same. Instead, He Fired Me Then Called The Other Shop An Said I Was Fired For Failing A Drug Test. FML
Friday 27 March 2015