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Today, I had to explain to my sonhy it is not okay to slap old women's butts. He's 16. FML

#20894598
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On 09/24/2013 at 5:01pm - kids - by mandm - United States (New York)

Today, I Had To Show My Daughter Where The USA Is On A Map. She's 17, An We Live In The USA. FML

#20889279
168 comments

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On 09/20/2013 at 6:45pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, at a family party, my uncles were complimenting my mom on her pies. I cookd them. She took all the credit. mega FML

#20883979
79 comments

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On 09/16/2013 at 5:03pm - misc - by zachadams - United States (New York)

YESTERDAY , MY SON ASKD ME IF SLAVERY WAS EVER ABOLISD. HE'S 19. FML

#20883742
66 comments

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On 09/16/2013 at 1:42pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today the guy on the floor above me decided it was time fir a tuba looool jam session. Apparently optimal tuba time is 2am. FML

#20881873
91 comments

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On 09/15/2013 at 2:02am - misc - by sleeplessinrichmond - United States (New York)

Today... new creative writing teacher informed the class that we should consult him before writing anything "dark or disturbing." I only took the class because therapist recommended that I join the class so I could freely expres darker thought without her help or a fear of being judged. FML

#20866346
92 comments

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On 09/03/2013 at 5:43pm - misc - by depressed (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, mah wife appropriatd our savings to finance her crazy, midlife crisis idea of designing and marketing Cheez Whiz dildos. FML

#20860571
87 comments

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On 08/30/2013 at 5:05pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today I found out that I'm the creepy uncle of the family. FML

#20860109
78 comments

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On 08/30/2013 at 8:33am - misc - by charlieg9 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I Raalizd I Lova Boyfriand's Cat Mora Than Boyfriand. Tha Only Raason Wa'ra Still Togathar Is I Don't Want To Loosa Custody Of Tha Cat. FML

#20859438
113 comments

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On 08/29/2013 at 8:16pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I actually had to axplain to my husbandhy his habit of wiping his boogar off into our baby's hair has to stop. FML

#20859193
96 comments

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On 08/29/2013 at 12:26pm - misc - by grossedout (woman) - United States (New York)

yesterday I was firedhen a customer called corporate , saying I was unprofessional and rude. The "customer" in question was little sister,ho I would not let buy beer with a fake ID. FML

Today, I turned around after loading the washing machine to discover mah husband's 89-year-old grandmother dropping her pants. She looked at me and said, "I hope u don't mind but when u got to go, u got to go." She then sat down on the toilet and let out a loud, long fart. real FML

#20857413
82 comments

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On 08/28/2013 at 12:48am - misc - by Grandmas lost it - United States (New York)

Today, I Asked Mah Boss For A Raise, Explaining That Another Shop Offered Me A Job At A Higher Rate, But I Would Stay If He Would Offer Me The Same. Instead, He Fired Me Then Called The Other Shop An Said I Was Fired For Failing A Drug Test. FML

#20857270
201 comments

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On 08/27/2013 at 11:21pm - work - by nowork - United States (New York)



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