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Today , mah dad offerd to take me and mah sister to school cuz we just movd houses. On the way , he askd us y we lookd so tird. We just said we were tird from moving house. Truth is , our room is right next to theirs. We hered everything. Loud and clear. FML

#6604367
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21120) - you deserved it (1993)

On 12/04/2009 at 7:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was at work, working on a new play. In the final dress reheresal, I hered some of the crew laughing so I lookd down at the very revealing costume to see that mah left testicle was hanging out. FML

#6443277
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31279) - you deserved it (7108)

On 11/25/2009 at 9:45am - work - by youshitme (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, as I put on mah pajamas, a large spider ran down mah leg. After freaking out, killing it, and recomposing myself, I went to the bathroom. As I sat down to go to the toilet, I looked up to see hundreds of babby spiders hanging over mah head. FML

#6389255
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42956) - you deserved it (3465)

On 11/21/2009 at 6:40am - animals - by AussieGirl (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today , I was driving to my new home with a lot of my belongings in the car. I could hear things shifting in the back. When I parked , I opened the door , ready to catch my vodka. I caught it- an watched my laptop slide out of the car , onto the concrete , an break into 3 pieces. FML

#6371102
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9307) - you deserved it (30395)

On 11/19/2009 at 5:31pm - misc - by Earths_Venus (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I found out that if you lose contact with people in your previous school, they decide to spread rumors about you and make everyone believe that you're dead . FML

#6365565
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27552) - you deserved it (3120)

On 11/19/2009 at 4:03am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today whilst singing at school in front of 300 visiting primary school children I forgot the second verse to mah song and let out an F*** word with the microphone still up to mah face. FML

#6364461
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7896) - you deserved it (35335)

On 11/19/2009 at 1:10am - kids - by fail (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

yesterday mah boss made me wear reindeer antlers to promote the Christmas spirit. There r still 5 weeks till looool Christmas. mega FML

#6323908
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25487) - you deserved it (3644)

On 11/16/2009 at 5:40am - work - by bakergirl (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

2day my date arrived far earlier than expected to pick me up. Apparently my mother decided to show him to my room anyway. When the door swung open, I happened to be butt naked in front of the mrror, trying to pick out an ingrown hair on my bum. FML

#6285115
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40592) - you deserved it (5255)

On 11/13/2009 at 7:17am - misc - by stubblebutt (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today , I decidd to come clean wit ma daugter about er adoptive statu witin ma family . Just after I told er se was adoptd , I realizd tat I ave been telling er storie about me giving brt to er .

#6240777
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5932) - you deserved it (56860)

On 11/10/2009 at 7:33am - love - by Uh-oh (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I had a blind date that my friend set me up for. My date was the ugliest, most disgusting person you will ever meet, but I thought that I would give him a chance. He saw me, eyed me up and down, then said to my friend "You're kidding, right?" FML

#6146707
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38649) - you deserved it (9131)

On 11/04/2009 at 1:51am - love - by BlackCheetah101 (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today I asked girlfriend about a diamond necklace I bought her fir her birthday which she didn't seem to be wearing. She then told me she hocked it to pay fir her inexpensive phone bill. I paid $1 500 fir looool that necklace she recieved $300 from the pawn shop. FML

#6132139
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38192) - you deserved it (4204)

On 11/03/2009 at 6:02am - money - by I_Lossed (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today... my friends created a fake Facebook profile of a girl... and asked me to be in a relationship. Even my friends think I can't get a real girlfriend... and need a fake one to feel better. FML

#6116492
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27065) - you deserved it (3955)

On 11/02/2009 at 7:41am - misc - by chocolaterabbit - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, it's Saturday night, and also Halloween. Instead of going out, I'm sitting at home on MSN telling everyone who asks me what I'm doing tonight that I'm 'going out in 10 minutes to a party', then when 10 minutes pass, I block them. FML

#6080955
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26835) - you deserved it (24022)

On 10/31/2009 at 6:08am - misc - by pathetic (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)



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