Today, as I was walking home late at night, some asshole threw a lit cigarette butt out of their balcony. It fell between my glasses and my eye and left a burn mark on my cheek. FML
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On 10/18/2009 at 5:28am - health - by nimrod23 (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I was at home and my boyfriend called me and said that I'd left my G-string at his house. I only have one G-string and I was wearing it. FML
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On 10/14/2009 at 5:20am - misc - by flipraff101 - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I won an award at school for my hard work. Afterwards, my parents told me off. Why? They wanted my brother to get it instead of me. FML
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On 10/14/2009 at 4:21am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I had an argument with my wife. I told her to get back in the kitchen. How does she respond? By doing what I told her to do, and returning to hit me with a frying pan. FML
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On 10/13/2009 at 2:54am - love - by PanFace (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my girlfriend's mother called me to tell me she didn't appreciate our "public amorous behaviour" at the local food court. I didn't go out all day. FML
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On 10/11/2009 at 6:54am - love - by noo (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I finally paid off the massive debt on my credit card. I came home only to find that almost everything I owned had been repossessed an hour before I paid the debt. FML
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On 10/08/2009 at 6:24am - money - by clecker (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I was babysitting my niece when we decided to play hide and seek. I went in the shed, and waited. After waiting a while, I went to go back inside to see what was happening. I saw my niece had locked all the doors and was eating cookies on the kitchen bench. FML
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On 10/07/2009 at 6:42am - kids - by vbscb (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I was going shopping with a friend. I got up to get off the train and landed on my ass. Not only had I walked into the metal bar, I'd broken my $800 glasses, and the train doors had closed, with my friend on the other side of the doors. FML
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On 09/24/2009 at 6:06am - misc - by b. - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask a cute guy for his number. Once he had given me his, he asked for mine. My initial happiness was deflated when he said "Ok, now I can just block every message from you." And walked away from me. FML
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On 09/18/2009 at 6:40am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I was napping with my boyfriend and his dog. The dog was making odd coughing noises, but my boyfriend refused to kick him out of the bed. A few moments later, I rolled onto my stomach, into a pile of dog vomit. FML
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On 09/15/2009 at 10:43pm - animals - by Brinty (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I finally decided to sleep with my boyfriend. It was my first time and I was really nervous so when he was being all romantic with candles and wine I went a bit overboard and drank too much. I passed out. I woke up a few hours later, still a virgin and in a puddle of my own wee. FML
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On 09/15/2009 at 4:13am - intimacy - by mybad7 (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I found out that despite having attended every university party held over the last two years, the only physical contact I have had with a member of the opposite sex is when the security guard stamps my hand. FML
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On 09/12/2009 at 7:53am - misc - by Lonely (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, at dinner with my boyfriend and my family, my mother had too much to drink and asked my boyfriend how I was in bed with the purpose of embarrassing me. His reply? "Not as good as her sister." His defense? "It was only one time." FML
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On 09/12/2009 at 3:25am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)
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