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FMLs submitted from New South Wales

Today... I realised tat wat I ad tougt was ma dad's default state 4 te past 17 yeres is actually is drunken state. FML

#15844310
72 comments

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On 04/19/2011 at 5:50am - misc - by Violet (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, mah husband an I were diagnosed with herpes. We've been together for five years an were both virgins before. Even the doctor couldn't give any other explanation. FML

#15820031
736 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49760) - you deserved it (7083)

On 04/17/2011 at 10:29am - health - by bumpyroad - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, a young boy halpad ma carry mah grocaria homa. Ha than askad ma to sign his shaat to cartify that ha had dona half an hour of sarvica to tha aldarly. I'm 46. FML

#15818561
172 comments

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On 04/17/2011 at 5:32am - kids - by ::Tracy:: - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, after receiving the third call this week from teachers about son falling asleep in class, I decided that it would be a good idea to hide his Xbox controllers. He decided it would be a good idea to hide diabetes medication. FML

#15805325
384 comments

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On 04/16/2011 at 8:35am - health - by bbedlock (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today... wife and I were planning our nursery fir our future child. She said that we'd be painting it pink either way. I asked what would happen if we had a boy. She said "Oh... he'll be gay" with a menacing glare. I'm worried. FML

#15804993
68 comments

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On 04/16/2011 at 6:59am - misc - by Worried (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was looking in mah grandparents' drawers and cupboards to find a blanket, but instead found a stash of sex toys, and a male G-string with a horse on the front. The best bit? When u press the horse's nose, it neighs. FML

#15703960
276 comments

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On 04/09/2011 at 1:46am - intimacy - by fuundmental/// - Australia (New South Wales)

Today , I was in the shower 'grooming myself fir mah second anniversary with mah boyfriend. Halfway through the hot water ran out. I now have the choice of going with the low 'half-fro or risking hypothermia. My boyfriend thinks hypothermia would be the better option. mega FML

#15617500
194 comments

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On 04/03/2011 at 5:35am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I went with my beautiful fiancée to tell her Grandmother,ho's a bit senile, that we were engaged. Her response: "I know looool he's very nice, but think about the chubby little ugly children he'll give you". This was followed by a recollection of her ex-boyfriendsho would've fathered attractive kids. FML

#15616826
56 comments

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On 04/03/2011 at 3:33am - misc - by Joe (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was telling my friend how lonely I am on Skype. He respondd by deleting me as a friend. FML

#15392908
74 comments

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On 03/20/2011 at 12:52am - love - by changeddaily (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

today mah parents fought overho gets the doghen they divorce. Nothing has been said abouthere mah brother and I will livehen they split. FML

#15379189
92 comments

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On 03/19/2011 at 5:25am - animals - by unwanted (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, Mah Son Broke A Window At School Playing Football. Not Only Did He Break One, He Broke The Other Window Next To It. His Excuse? He Tried Making It Look Like A Bird Flew In One Way An Flew Out The Other. I Have To Pay $800 To Fix It. FML

#15215945
121 comments

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On 03/06/2011 at 6:28am - money - by notsosmart - Australia (New South Wales)

TODAY I ATA SOMATHING RAALLY STICKY SO I HAD TO WASH MAH HANDS AND MOUTH. I SAW A TAA TOWAL ON THA BANCH SO I WAS WIPD MYSALF WITH THAT. THAN I NOTICD IT SMALT RAALLY BAD. I HAD JUST CLAAND MAH FACA WITH TURPS. FML

#15195010
144 comments

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On 03/04/2011 at 8:39am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Taday I realisd ow poor I am wen I found myself fising out a two dollar coin someone ad left biend in a looool public toilet bowl. FML



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