Today, I was telling my friend how lonely I am on Skype. He responded by deleting me as a friend. FML
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On 03/20/2011 at 12:52am - love - by changeddaily (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my parents fought over who gets the dog when they divorce. Nothing has been said about where my brother and I will live when they split. FML
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On 03/19/2011 at 5:25am - animals - by unwanted (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my son broke a window at school playing football. Not only did he break one, he broke the other window next to it. His excuse? He tried making it look like a bird flew in one way and flew out the other. I have to pay $800 to fix it. FML
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On 03/06/2011 at 6:28am - money - by notsosmart - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I ate something really sticky so I had to wash my hands and mouth. I saw a tea towel on the bench so I was wiped myself with that. Then I noticed it smelt really bad. I had just cleaned my face with turps. FML
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On 03/04/2011 at 8:39am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I realised how poor I am when I found myself fishing out a two dollar coin someone had left behind in a public toilet bowl. FML
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On 03/01/2011 at 7:12am - money - by youshitme (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, it's my birthday. I woke up to a text message from my boyfriend, breaking up with me. When I commented on his impeccably bad timing, he admitted he'd forgotten it was my birthday. FML
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On 02/28/2011 at 6:21am - love - by misswhiskers (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I sent an email to a girl I like about how I really feel about her. She later replied "Real funny, tell Michael to change his password!" FML
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On 02/25/2011 at 1:40am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I got demoted from my manager's position, only to be replaced by a 21 year old who has never worked in retail in her life. I now have to spend the next month teaching her my job so they can fire me. FML
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On 02/20/2011 at 6:49am - work - by lisha182 - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, while trying on bras in the changing room, I wanted to see what my friend's bra looked like on her. Not wishing to leave my changing room in my underwear, I wriggled under her door. When I got through, my bra had come nearly all the way down and when I tried getting back, I got stuck. FML
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On 02/20/2011 at 3:15am - misc - by O.o (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I arranged to have some flowers delivered at work for Valentine's Day so that my colleagues will think someone likes me. FML
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On 02/14/2011 at 12:34am - love - by alone (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, to give the illusion that I have friends, I wrote an outrageous status on Facebook, and then pretended it was the result of a friend hacking my page, all in the hope that it would get comments, likes or at least some attention. Nothing happened. FML
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On 02/09/2011 at 5:02am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, scarcely having time to look at myself, I quickly got dressed and went to work. Only when I got there and saw my reflection in the bathroom mirror did I notice that the colour and detail of my black lacy bra could easily be seen. I work for a construction company. Full of men. FML
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On 02/07/2011 at 2:57pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, after hanging up the phone, I realised that telemarketers are my only form of social life. FML
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On 02/07/2011 at 3:38am - misc - by oxbonxo (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
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